One day I was playin' football/soccer with some strangers and it was just a friendly little game so I wasn't pushing too much but then a little Thierry Henry rammed his f*ckin' knee on the side of mine. Hurt like hell. I was down, got up, couldn't play anymore but 5min later I stepped back on the pitch and Chris Prongered him. His face is on the back of a milk carton now.