What Are You Doing Right Now? (228 Viewers)

[GordoDeCentral]

bad cramps

 

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[Elvin]

Diarrhea.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

A funeral would be a nice excuse. Or even a visiting cousin.

My flight's delayed due to fog. Even though there's sunlight now, apparetly visibility's dropped!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

nah thats too elaborate, you want it simple and if you re a girl you want it to be something a man has no clue about

 

[icemaη]

Back from the gym. Shower, breakfast and then off to sitting idle at work

growing a beard and smoking cigars will not make you the most interesting man in the world

A funeral would be a nice excuse. Or even a visiting cousin.

My flight's delayed due to fog. Even though there's sunlight now, apparetly visibility's dropped!

Which airlines Sheik?

 

[Elvin]

nah thats too elaborate, you want it simple and if you re a girl you want it to be something a man has no clue about

What makes you think her boss is a man?

SEXIST!

 

[Osman]

Someone answer this riddle: A son and his father end up in a car accident, they are both sent to two different hospitals from the wreck scene. In the sons hospital bed, a doctor comes up to him and says "son, what are you doing here?". How is this possible?

 

[fabianaceeee]

nah thats too elaborate, you want it simple and if you re a girl you want it to be something a man has no clue about

Yes! exactly, that's why cramps is a great option, but I wanna tell him beforehand... so cramps doesn't work this time.

Any more ideas???

 

[Bjerknes]

Someone answer this riddle: A son and his father end up in a car accident, they are both sent to two different hospitals from the wreck scene. In the sons hospital bed, a doctor comes up to him and says "son, what are you doing here?". How is this possible?

The doctor is Dr. Dre.

 

[fabianaceeee]

What makes you think her boss is a man?

SEXIST!

Lol

The boss is a man actually

 

[Osman]

The doctor is Dr. Dre.

Give serious answer, I heard this earlier tonight, and want to know compare ze answers or how long it takes to answer

 

[Elvin]

Someone answer this riddle: A son and his father end up in a car accident, they are both sent to two different hospitals from the wreck scene. In the sons hospital bed, a doctor comes up to him and says "son, what are you doing here?". How is this possible?

They were at different accidents at different times. The father is a doctor. There must be a cleverer answer tho

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Someone answer this riddle: A son and his father end up in a car accident, they are both sent to two different hospitals from the wreck scene. In the sons hospital bed, a doctor comes up to him and says "son, what are you doing here?". How is this possible?

thats so stupid lol the father is still somebody's son

 

[Osman]

No, that was my first thought too (thought it was good thinking ), the grandfather visiting the father But no, its something else


And no, the accident was in the same car, but they were sent to different hospitals.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Yes! exactly, that's why cramps is a great option, but I wanna tell him beforehand... so cramps doesn't work this time.

Any more ideas???

cervical cancer screening lol

 

[Osman]

Yes! exactly, that's why cramps is a great option, but I wanna tell him beforehand... so cramps doesn't work this time.

Any more ideas???

Twisted/swollen ankle after some physical activity in whatever sport, it hurts like hell to walk etc. Small enough to get you off the hook for a day, an unserious enough that you can say you healed up quick a day or two after

 

[fabianaceeee]

cervical cancer screening lol

Haha that's intense.

Maybe a visit to the gynecologist could work

 

[fabianaceeee]

Twisted/swollen ankle after some physical activity in whatever sport, it hurts like hell to walk etc. Small enough to get you off the hook for a day, an unserious enough that you can say you healed up quick a day or two after

Good idea. Only problem is that I don't do any sports, but my boss doesn't have to know that.

Tell the answer to the riddle, I wanna know before I fall asleep!!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

No, that was my first thought too (thought it was good thinking ), the grandfather visiting the father But no, its something else


And no, the accident was in the same car, but they were sent to different hospitals.

father as in catholic priest

 

[Osman]

No, not father in figurative way, this is a simple riddle