Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,912
I'm actually heading out to Peru later this month. Doing Lima, Cusco, and Machu Picchu. While some of these places are sort of like bucket list items, they're still pretty damn cool. Even though I'm not that big into history, it was pretty amazing to see a city like Athens, for instance. I just love experiencing other cultures.

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What you're describing is the real appeal of holidays in Europe. Go to any random town in Portugal, Spain or Italy and there will be historic buildings, there will be art and there will be a nice place to eat.

Whereas in the US, and I don't mean to insult anyone here, you have large parts with seemingly identical towns that exist of a gas station, a Starbucks and some type of fastfood joint.

Then again in the US you can drive, drive and drive some more. I personally love driving and I love hiking. As a holiday destination the US, and particularly the west, is paradise for me.

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I actually missed going to Europe this summer. There's a lot about Europe that you just can't find here.
 

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Oct 28, 2010
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And my favourite city is Tirana.
that’s why I love you

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What you're describing is the real appeal of holidays in Europe. Go to any random town in Portugal, Spain or Italy and there will be historic buildings, there will be art and there will be a nice place to eat.

Whereas in the US, and I don't mean to insult anyone here, you have large parts with seemingly identical towns that exist of a gas station, a Starbucks and some type of fastfood joint.

Then again in the US you can drive, drive and drive some more. I personally love driving and I love hiking. As a holiday destination the US, and particularly the west, is paradise for me.

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USA and western USA specifically has the best national parks in the world. It’s like stepping into alien worlds, I hope to see all of them at some point.
 

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Sep 23, 2003
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I got to do one of my favorite things today.

I have a free email account from nearly 30 years ago. So a lot of newbie plebs either forge my email registering for some social media account, thinking it isn't necessary ... or they forget to add the 28735 at the end of the username because that wasn't needed when I signed up for it.

So I get the occasional new account reg email from some social media site from these actions, asking me to verify my email. I ignore it. This week it was a Snapchat invite.

So I wait several days, let someone build up their profile a bit. I'll check them out after a week and if they have a few dozen friends connected online, I go into their account, do a lost password recovery process to my registered email address on the account, get the new password procedure emaied to me, and then change their password and take over.

I pretty much upload goatse and other obnoxious photos of incels. I change the user's name to "Dick Head" and change their avatar to some balding immigrant-looking dude and message all his friends to go f**k themselves.

Ah, good times. Good times.
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Capitol reef is hella underrated, I stay in Torrey a couple times a year
I'd say that about Canyonlands myself. So huge and diverse, and largely empty. Capitol Reef is cool, and I like how you can just enter it at will without permits or payment, but it didn't leave as strong an impression on me as Canyonlands along the Colorado River, etc.
 

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Dec 22, 2018
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Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes

Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: Watch the game at the pub.
Wife: Why don't you watch it with me?
Husband: I want to watch it with my friends.
Wife: So I mean nothing to you?
Husband: OK, OK. I am staying.
Wife: Why is the goalkeeper in black?
Husband: He is mourning his mother.
Wife: The commentator how does he know all the names?
Husband: It's his job.
Wife: There's a goal.
Husband: No, it's an offside.
Wife: What is offside?
Husband: No, it's a goal. Just kidding.
Wife: OK, but what is offside?
Husband: Offside is the name of the Coach.
Wife: Where's the Coach?
Husband: He is off the field.
Wife: Why isn't he playing?
Husband: No, he doesn't play. He changes the players and the game tactics.
Wife: Tell me, is Maradona there?
Husband: No, he died.
Wife: Oh my God, how?
Husband: He watched a game with his wife.
 

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May 27, 2007
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Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes

Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: Watch the game at the pub.
Wife: Why don't you watch it with me?
Husband: I want to watch it with my friends.
Wife: So I mean nothing to you?
Husband: OK, OK. I am staying.
Wife: Why is the goalkeeper in black?
Husband: He is mourning his mother.
Wife: The commentator how does he know all the names?
Husband: It's his job.
Wife: There's a goal.
Husband: No, it's an offside.
Wife: What is offside?
Husband: No, it's a goal. Just kidding.
Wife: OK, but what is offside?
Husband: Offside is the name of the Coach.
Wife: Where's the Coach?
Husband: He is off the field.
Wife: Why isn't he playing?
Husband: No, he doesn't play. He changes the players and the game tactics.
Wife: Tell me, is Maradona there?
Husband: No, he died.
Wife: Oh my God, how?
Husband: He watched a game with his wife.
Better than talk about equality.
 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
36,185
Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes

Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: Watch the game at the pub.
Wife: Why don't you watch it with me?
Husband: I want to watch it with my friends.
Wife: So I mean nothing to you?
Husband: OK, OK. I am staying.
Wife: Why is the goalkeeper in black?
Husband: He is mourning his mother.
Wife: The commentator how does he know all the names?
Husband: It's his job.
Wife: There's a goal.
Husband: No, it's an offside.
Wife: What is offside?
Husband: No, it's a goal. Just kidding.
Wife: OK, but what is offside?
Husband: Offside is the name of the Coach.
Wife: Where's the Coach?
Husband: He is off the field.
Wife: Why isn't he playing?
Husband: No, he doesn't play. He changes the players and the game tactics.
Wife: Tell me, is Maradona there?
Husband: No, he died.
Wife: Oh my God, how?
Husband: He watched a game with his wife.
so wife is trying to put effort into spending time with her husband and learn about his passion and instead of him teaching her so they can enjoy it together, he would rather be an asshole to her and go spend time jerking off his man friends.
 

IliveForJuve

Burn this club
Jan 17, 2011
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so wife is trying to put effort into spending time with her husband and learn about his passion and instead of him teaching her so they can enjoy it together, he would rather be an asshole to her and go spend time jerking off his man friends.
She is putting no effort in. The retard will forget all the rules you explained to her and ask you again the next 50 times.
 

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