What Are You Doing Right Now? (182 Viewers)

[IliveForJuve]

Which Americanisms commonly used in the UK drive you insane? @JuveJay @icemaη

Calling cops "feds" really grips my shite. I wanna murder these putos.

 

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[JuveJay]

Which Americanisms commonly used in the UK drive you insane? @JuveJay @icemaη

Calling cops "feds" really grips my shite. I wanna murder these putos.

Take out. Touch base. Candy. Can I get. I could care less (dreadful).

Adverts that say "July Eight" rather than our usual "Eighth of July".

 

[Osman]

I almost never drink nowadays, yesterday had like 10/12 beer

What a fucking poison is alcohol. Destroyed my whole sunday

It's truly a shitty poison, especially beer is shit taste. But don't know why you went dozen deep lol, if you rarely drink. Like Dusan said that will wreck you regardless.


Especially in our age recovery is a mother fucker. Last time for me took 2 days, was out of commission.


But it's easy to avoid if it's lost its appeal. Except for special occasions or a sip now and then in moderation.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Take out. Touch base. Candy. Can I get. I could care less (dreadful).

Adverts that say "July Eight" rather than our usual "Eighth of July".

Touch base

 

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@DAiDEViL @CrimsonianKing

 

[Fab Fragment]

@DAiDEViL @CrimsonianKing

Unbelievable result. I guess the German team wore Flamengo's colors to confuse the Brazilian team!
Whatever has happened to Brazil by the way? Incredible that a country that was represented by Pele, Socrates, Zico, Ronaldinho, and Ronaldo is so lost.
Guess we can say the same thing about Italy and to a lesser extent, Germany.

 

[Enron]

Take out. Touch base. Candy. Can I get. I could care less (dreadful).

Adverts that say "July Eight" rather than our usual "Eighth of July".

July 8th. Get it right.

 

[JuveJay]

July 8th. Get it right.

They say both on them. JULY TWENTY-ONE.

I got a jury summons this morning lol.

 

[Osman]

They say both on them. JULY TWENTY-ONE.

I got a jury summons this morning lol.

You have a jury system too? We don't in Sweden (except certain special courts), must be curious to be active part of legal proceedings as a civilian.

 

[JuveJay]

You have a jury system too? We don't in Sweden (except certain special courts), must be curious to be active part of legal proceedings as a civilian.

Yeah although I'm actually on holiday that week so they will hopefully defer me.

I have experience working with a local authority legal department so I know some of the procedure, but less so for criminal law.

 

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@DAiDEViL @CrimsonianKing

Making a martyr out of Neymar didn't exactly have the desired effect.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Unbelievable result. I guess the German team wore Flamengo's colors to confuse the Brazilian team!
Whatever has happened to Brazil by the way? Incredible that a country that was represented by Pele, Socrates, Zico, Ronaldinho, and Ronaldo is so lost.
Guess we can say the same thing about Italy and to a lesser extent, Germany.

Short sighted arrogant and deluded old farts at the helm still acting like Brazil is the best. They relied on the talent of those superstars for too long and got complacent but the moment that well dried out it exposed how badly outdated and unqualified Brazilian coaches really are. There’s a reason they don’t manage in Europe.

At this point even Mourinho would be an upgrade over these fuckers. At least he wouldn’t be raising his hand to speak like a fucking kid at school while players didn’t even acknowledge him during the huddle before the pks. Embarrassing stuff.

 

[U Picciriddu]

Im at war with a bird. If you leave your trash out here, birds will attack it. It’s okay I get it, don’t leave your trash out birds will eat it, besides that it can attract rats.

Now since a month or so, if I leave my kitchen door open, a bird will come inside. At that point I still get it, we have bread and stuff there.

This morning though, bro made it personal. Opened the windows of all the bedrooms, cleaned downstairs, brought the kids to school, came back to clean upstairs and found bird shit on my bed. Yes you’re reading this. There’s no fucking food in my bedroom. There are two possible explanations, he’s out trashing my life or he’s after my wife. Either way that white and black motherfucker has a problem. He’s probably simulating a Juve shirt just to frustrate me. Days of talking or just saying ‘ksstt’ are over, I’m throwing things now.

Look at them fucking armless bitches flying around trying to steal your wife.

Let this be a warning for you guys aswel, we can laugh and talk, discuss and stuff but whenever you start pooping in my bed we’re having problems.

 

[swag]

Im at war with a bird. If you leave your trash out here, birds will attack it. It’s okay I get it, don’t leave your trash out birds will eat it, besides that it can attract rats.

Now since a month or so, if I leave my kitchen door open, a bird will come inside. At that point I still get it, we have bread and stuff there.

This morning though, bro made it personal. Opened the windows of all the bedrooms, cleaned downstairs, brought the kids to school, came back to clean upstairs and found bird shit on my bed. Yes you’re reading this. There’s no fucking food in my bedroom. There are two possible explanations, he’s out trashing my life or he’s after my wife. Either way that white and black motherfucker has a problem. He’s probably simulating a Juve shirt just to frustrate me. Days of talking or just saying ‘ksstt’ are over, I’m throwing things now.

Look at them fucking armless bitches flying around trying to steal your wife.

Let this be a warning for you guys aswel, we can laugh and talk, discuss and stuff but whenever you start pooping in my bed we’re having problems.

You need a drone with big gnashing teeth. Like a woodchipper held up by three rotors.

 

[Fab Fragment]

Im at war with a bird. If you leave your trash out here, birds will attack it. It’s okay I get it, don’t leave your trash out birds will eat it, besides that it can attract rats.

Now since a month or so, if I leave my kitchen door open, a bird will come inside. At that point I still get it, we have bread and stuff there.

This morning though, bro made it personal. Opened the windows of all the bedrooms, cleaned downstairs, brought the kids to school, came back to clean upstairs and found bird shit on my bed. Yes you’re reading this. There’s no fucking food in my bedroom. There are two possible explanations, he’s out trashing my life or he’s after my wife. Either way that white and black motherfucker has a problem. He’s probably simulating a Juve shirt just to frustrate me. Days of talking or just saying ‘ksstt’ are over, I’m throwing things now.

Look at them fucking armless bitches flying around trying to steal your wife.

Let this be a warning for you guys aswel, we can laugh and talk, discuss and stuff but whenever you start pooping in my bed we’re having problems.

Which one of them do you plan to sue?

 

[Osman]

Im at war with a bird. If you leave your trash out here, birds will attack it. It’s okay I get it, don’t leave your trash out birds will eat it, besides that it can attract rats.

Now since a month or so, if I leave my kitchen door open, a bird will come inside. At that point I still get it, we have bread and stuff there.

This morning though, bro made it personal. Opened the windows of all the bedrooms, cleaned downstairs, brought the kids to school, came back to clean upstairs and found bird shit on my bed. Yes you’re reading this. There’s no fucking food in my bedroom. There are two possible explanations, he’s out trashing my life or he’s after my wife. Either way that white and black motherfucker has a problem. He’s probably simulating a Juve shirt just to frustrate me. Days of talking or just saying ‘ksstt’ are over, I’m throwing things now.

Look at them fucking armless bitches flying around trying to steal your wife.

Let this be a warning for you guys aswel, we can laugh and talk, discuss and stuff but whenever you start pooping in my bed we’re having problems.

https://youtube.com/shorts/xC8vNZuBY6I?si=1I9B5XysN_ZMVVBU



Embrace it, it's just the origin story to your undeniable BFF status. You will sqawk sqawk laugh about this in the future.

 

[JuveJay]

Im at war with a bird. If you leave your trash out here, birds will attack it. It’s okay I get it, don’t leave your trash out birds will eat it, besides that it can attract rats.

Now since a month or so, if I leave my kitchen door open, a bird will come inside. At that point I still get it, we have bread and stuff there.

This morning though, bro made it personal. Opened the windows of all the bedrooms, cleaned downstairs, brought the kids to school, came back to clean upstairs and found bird shit on my bed. Yes you’re reading this. There’s no fucking food in my bedroom. There are two possible explanations, he’s out trashing my life or he’s after my wife. Either way that white and black motherfucker has a problem. He’s probably simulating a Juve shirt just to frustrate me. Days of talking or just saying ‘ksstt’ are over, I’m throwing things now.

Look at them fucking armless bitches flying around trying to steal your wife.

Let this be a warning for you guys aswel, we can laugh and talk, discuss and stuff but whenever you start pooping in my bed we’re having problems.

A lot of birds are assholes, but I always remember that they are just pissed off little dinosaurs. Gulls in particular, and they are getting smarter and bolder and more inland.

 

[U Picciriddu]

A lot of birds are assholes, but I always remember that they are just pissed off little dinosaurs. Gulls in particular, and they are getting smarter and bolder and more inland.

Haha dude those gulls are the worst. It’s probably 100% the same in the UK. Whenever you’re at the sea side they’ll literally steal the food out of your hands. They’re what monkeys are in Bali

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Like 10 years ago for about a month or so I would get attacked by the same bird every day as I walked from my house door to my car. The mofo had a nest near by and acted like he owned the place. So I feel your hate.

Hope you get him.

 

[Osman]

Which Americanisms commonly used in the UK drive you insane? @JuveJay @icemaη

Calling cops "feds" really grips my shite. I wanna murder these putos.

Let's ask this fella:

https://youtube.com/shorts/Rg7Bd1NLOsg?si=BNEEyL9fNAgX_LJ8