What Are You Doing Right Now? (187 Viewers)

[Wings]

Im at war with a bird. If you leave your trash out here, birds will attack it. It’s okay I get it, don’t leave your trash out birds will eat it, besides that it can attract rats.

Now since a month or so, if I leave my kitchen door open, a bird will come inside. At that point I still get it, we have bread and stuff there.

This morning though, bro made it personal. Opened the windows of all the bedrooms, cleaned downstairs, brought the kids to school, came back to clean upstairs and found bird shit on my bed. Yes you’re reading this. There’s no fucking food in my bedroom. There are two possible explanations, he’s out trashing my life or he’s after my wife. Either way that white and black motherfucker has a problem. He’s probably simulating a Juve shirt just to frustrate me. Days of talking or just saying ‘ksstt’ are over, I’m throwing things now.

Look at them fucking armless bitches flying around trying to steal your wife.

Let this be a warning for you guys aswel, we can laugh and talk, discuss and stuff but whenever you start pooping in my bed we’re having problems.

We need our dutch members to check on this guy. First it was hating immigrants, then loving Trump, then training to prepare himself for a fight, then conspiracy theories, then earth is flat, then aliens, then loving Hitler & now checking if birds are robots.

 

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[IliveForJuve]

Let's ask this fella:

https://youtube.com/shorts/Rg7Bd1NLOsg?si=BNEEyL9fNAgX_LJ8

Well, at least he was smarter than he looked.

The "bruv" makes me wanna kill myself though.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Im at war with a bird. If you leave your trash out here, birds will attack it. It’s okay I get it, don’t leave your trash out birds will eat it, besides that it can attract rats.

Now since a month or so, if I leave my kitchen door open, a bird will come inside. At that point I still get it, we have bread and stuff there.

This morning though, bro made it personal. Opened the windows of all the bedrooms, cleaned downstairs, brought the kids to school, came back to clean upstairs and found bird shit on my bed. Yes you’re reading this. There’s no fucking food in my bedroom. There are two possible explanations, he’s out trashing my life or he’s after my wife. Either way that white and black motherfucker has a problem. He’s probably simulating a Juve shirt just to frustrate me. Days of talking or just saying ‘ksstt’ are over, I’m throwing things now.

Look at them fucking armless bitches flying around trying to steal your wife.

Let this be a warning for you guys aswel, we can laugh and talk, discuss and stuff but whenever you start pooping in my bed we’re having problems.

are you one of those euros who doesn't have a screen in your window?

 

[IliveForJuve]

are you one of those euros who doesn't have a screen in your window?

Sad but true. Not having a screen is fucking retarded. 1-0 to the hillbillies.

"But there are no mosquitoes here" shut up, bitch. There are birds, spiders and other disgusting shit out there.

 

[X Æ A-12]

what does a window screen have to do with hillbillies?

I am as much a billbilly as you are British

 

[U Picciriddu]

are you one of those euros who doesn't have a screen in your window?

We dont have enough migrants to justify extra screens

 

[IliveForJuve]

what does a window screen have to do with hillbillies?

I am as much a billbilly as you are British

Nothing. Just wanted to insult you. Screens are also widely used in South America.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Europe doesn't have mosquitoes? Shiet, I killed like eight already this morning.

 

[Wings]

Europe doesn't have mosquitoes? Shiet, I killed like eight already this morning.

Depends. They are not so noticeable in urban areas but there is a shit ton of them here (Sweden) in some areas. They don't transmit any diseases but their bites itch like hell.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Depends. They are not so noticeable in urban areas but there is a shit ton of them here (Sweden) in some areas. They don't transmit any diseases but their bites itch like hell.

Are they the massive kind? I was shocked when I was in Canada to see the size of those mofos. I mean like 10 times bigger than the ones here, never expected that. And yeah, their bites are much worse. I had to cover myself in spray.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Nothing. Just wanted to insult you. Screens are also widely used in South America.

too bad for you it couldn't keep the AIDs out.

 

[Fab Fragment]

Was reading this story about a doctor doing a minor procedure in his office. A student nurse was assisting him. He asked her to gently dab [the wound]. The poor girl misunderstood and did the DAB.

 

[Wings]

Was reading this story about a doctor doing a minor procedure in his office. A student nurse was assisting him. He asked her to gently dab [the wound]. The poor girl misunderstood and did the DAB.

This is so stupid but am laughing like a fool.

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Are they the massive kind? I was shocked when I was in Canada to see the size of those mofos. I mean like 10 times bigger than the ones here, never expected that. And yeah, their bites are much worse. I had to cover myself in spray.

Just the normal size. I've seen a couple giant ones but they don't bite.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I've seen motherfuckers in the Amazon bite through jeans.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Let's ask this fella:

https://youtube.com/shorts/Rg7Bd1NLOsg?si=BNEEyL9fNAgX_LJ8

"Fizzy drink?" What is he, 3?

are you one of those euros who doesn't have a screen in your window?

This is the continent that doesn't even lock their car doors, a window screen is far beyond their capabilities at this point in time.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I thought Tux was the most racist place on the internet until I started using Insta more often.

Go to the comments.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I think it's the work from home and being permanently attached to my phone for me.

Do you really feel mentally foggy since getting the Cov?

Same. I can't even watch films anymore. My brain prefers to rot with Reels.

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Do posture correctors actually work? I've heard they're no bueno because they might make your muscle weaker but idk, the internet is full of shit these days.

Definitely, much more difficult to concentrate. I think it also caused a lot of inflammation and spike in anxiety.

I've been thinking about this lately. How do you all currently feel about your careers?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I've been thinking about this lately. How do you all currently feel about your careers?

It's just a means to an end. I wouldn't even call it a career, just a job. I'm trying to escape that and be fully self-employed.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

It's just a means to an end. I wouldn't even call it a career, just a job. I'm trying to escape that and be fully self-employed.

I think this plays a large role in it tbh. I can only speak for me, but the only time I have this issue is when I'm doing something I have to do rather than want to do. When you're doing something you genuinely enjoy, do you still find yourself distracted or unable to focus?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I think this plays a large role in it tbh. I can only speak for me, but the only time I have this issue is when I'm doing something I have to do rather than want to do. When you're doing something you genuinely enjoy, do you still find yourself distracted or unable to focus?

I guess you're right about that. It's probably because of the monotony of the job.

I don't have a problem reading a good book, but I do have problems watching Juventus games.