20-something years ago, way before i met my ex wife (in '99), i hooked up with a random chick at the university, and got a pretty nasty bacterial infection. it turned out that she liked to swim in a small nearby lake and also in the sperm of a few guys at once.

i needed some strong antibiotics for a few weeks before it disappeared for good
i never learned of course and still kept banging chicks without a condom. chasing pussies and rational behavior rarely go hand in hand. i remember that
@IliveForJuve can relate lol