What Are You Doing Right Now? (133 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

Dude, I was imagining what a feather duster to the Ass-Ball Connection (ABC) would feel like, and man, do you have any idea how much that would tickle?

Or right on the head and frenulum after you just came

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Glans Damn!

 

[Bjerknes]

I was born on the sprint side, right, the front-end side, staying on task was a lie....

It's been 22 long, hard months, and still suckin'
New leadership got me bussin', but my features are dead on arrival

 

[.zero]

Y’all ever heard about the gay caveman?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Y’all ever heard about the gay caveman?

Me playing Sam Losco from TPB down at The Blanford Recreation Center?

 

[Bjerknes]

Y’all ever heard about the gay caveman?

Is this the new GEICO commercial from the Stupor Bowl?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Have an hour long presentation tomorrow. Definitely going to turn on my "All Participants Naked" filter on Microsoft Teams.

How was it?

 

[swag]

Y’all ever heard about the gay caveman?

Gay? Given what the ancient Greeks were up to, I'm pretty sure it's fair to say that cavemen were sticking their junk in any animal, plant, or mineral within reach.

How was it?

And how naked were they?

 

[.zero]

David Boluud has nothing on me

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Gay? Given what the ancient Greeks were up to, I'm pretty sure it's fair to say that cavemen were sticking their junk in any animal, plant, or mineral within reach.



And how naked were they?

Come to think of it, the teen angels looked a lot like fag hags

 

[swag]

David Boluud has nothing on me

Italien Boluuuuuud!!!

Come to think of it, the teen angels looked a lot like fag hags

That explains so much.

Why hasn't that been made into a pr0n movie yet?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

David Boluud has nothing on me

What about David Trezuguetrenautgutgeisex?

 

[swag]

What about David Trezuguetrenautgutgeisex?

Mama said knock you out

 

[.zero]

Mama trez during that match in B will forever live rent free in my head

 

[X Æ A-12]

my car battery is so dead the key fob won't even open the door. Never seen that happen befor

 

[.zero]

Get in the zone

autozone

 

[X Æ A-12]

looks like there was a class action about this and the lawyers got rich and that's about it.

Yay America

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

my car battery is so dead the key fob won't even open the door. Never seen that happen befor

Don't leave your blow and go on all night.

I've seen that before, just use the key.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Problem is the battery should be fully charged not dead. Those Subaru kikes jewed me hard.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Uht oh. The old short circuit.

Didn't leave your lights on or anything?