What Are You Doing Right Now? (126 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just try some poppers, relax and bear down like you're taking a shit

This is an amazing response.

 

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[swag]

This is an amazing response.

Nor the first time you heard that from someone who has had sex with you I imagine

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Nor the first time you heard that from someone who has had sex with you I imagine

While this is true, Kyle is a Power Bottom.

 

[.zero]

Like me with sex.

Pls explain how you are bad at just laying there while being penetrated?

 

[swag]

Pls explain how you are bad at just laying there while being penetrated?

Just stare at the ceiling and think of Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just stare at the ceiling and think of Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting.

GERALD ASAMOAH!

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Pls explain how you are bad at just laying there while being penetrated?

Well, I am a size queen....

 

[Bjerknes]

Have an hour long presentation tomorrow. Definitely going to turn on my "All Participants Naked" filter on Microsoft Teams.

 

[.zero]

Go get ‘em broseph

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Have an hour long presentation tomorrow. Definitely going to turn on my "All Participants Naked" filter on Microsoft Teams.

Wear a bowtie and say "niggardly" a lot.

 

[.zero]

I need to expand my adverb vocabulary

 

[Bjerknes]

Wear a bowtie and say "niggardly" a lot.

Our development team has been very niggardly this sprint, ensuring we're not meeting any of our committed features at all.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

SCRUM niggard.

 

[.zero]

Under carriage

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

God, hanging out around these brown kids makes me feel like Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

 

[X Æ A-12]

God, hanging out around these brown kids makes me feel like Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

Maybe cause you make them use feather dusters to tickle your taint

 

[.zero]

sounds like a personal problem

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, I was imagining what a feather duster to the Ass-Ball Connection (ABC) would feel like, and man, do you have any idea how much that would tickle?

 

[.zero]

What is the UoM used for that?

 

[Bjerknes]

SCRUM niggard.

Meetings rule everything around me, SCRUM, fuck your roadmap, dollars down the drain ya'll.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Meetings rule everything around me, SCRUM, fuck your roadmap, dollars down the drain ya'll.

I was born on the sprint side, right, the front-end side, staying on task was a lie....

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What is the UoM used for that?

No idea, but you can....USE MY MOM!