What Are You Doing Right Now? (134 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

Fad diets never work. The only thing that works is being very self-conscious and focused about what you eat, how much you eat, and how you burn it off. Basic thermodynamics with a mental component. Something that diet worshippers discover and credit to the diet when it's all them.

But if that's what it takes to get the mental component working for you, power to you, my man.

Won't hurt to try it and I have feeling that no longer devouring giant plates of pasta when I'm 10 beers deep probably will result in weight loss.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, dude. That was my problem, too, except pizza/chili dogs were my go-tos.

I switched to seltzers and whiskey a few years back and I lost about 30 pounds because I was saving close to 2500 Calories a week.

 

[swag]

Yea, dude. That was my problem, too, except pizza/chili dogs were my go-tos.

I switched to seltzers and whiskey a few years back and I lost about 30 pounds because I was saving close to 2500 Calories a week.

Yeah, but it feels good, don't it?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I bet that bitch would suck your prostate out.

 

[swag]

Come on? Who doesn't love a FAT STOMACH!?

 

[.zero]

I have a trans-vaginal mesh mess on my hands over here.

Quite the tongue twister

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Come on? Who doesn't love a FAT STOMACH!?

Reminds me, I need to log into my mom's apartment and watch manatee porn.

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Quite the tongue twister

Cunning Linguist

 

[.zero]

Great hip hop

 

[swag]

Reminds me, I need to log into my mom's apartment and watch manatee porn.

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Cunning Linguist

 

[.zero]

That picture of the sea cow could mean so many things

 

[alaska]

day 3 of keto

I woke up massively hungover despite having very little whiskey last night. I have dangerously explosive diahrrea (don't trust a fart at all) and I tested positive for Covid.

I've been doing something close to keto (plus no drinking since Jan started) and lost 15 lbs.

But....yeah. Got a date on Saturday and I'm taking fucking immodium for it.

 

[X Æ A-12]

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[IliveForJuve]

Won't hurt to try it and I have feeling that no longer devouring giant plates of pasta when I'm 10 beers deep probably will result in weight loss.

I did the carnivore diet for 2 weeks and lost 6 kilos. Had explosive diarrhea for a couple of days.

 

[.zero]

What’s up with Bruce Willis?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I did the carnivore diet for 2 weeks and lost 6 kilos. Had explosive diarrhea for a couple of days.

You don't need all these specific diets to lose weight. It's as simple as this:

Once you have a calorie deficit you will lose weight.

If you want to lose more fat than muscle, get enough protein.

Das it.

 

[IliveForJuve]

You don't need all these specific diets to lose weight. It's as simple as this:

Once you have a calorie deficit you will lose weight.

If you want to lose more fat than muscle, get enough protein.

Das it.

100%.

I don't usually do these extreme diets.

Actually I have just asked ChatGPT to design me a diet with x calories, x proteins and carbs.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What’s up with Bruce Willis?

He has the bad brainpan. Has some disease where you lose the ability to speak. Mad weird.

 

[Bjerknes]

Come on? Who doesn't love a FAT STOMACH!?

... ON MY MOTHER!

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day 3 of keto

I woke up massively hungover despite having very little whiskey last night. I have dangerously explosive diahrrea (don't trust a fart at all) and I tested positive for Covid.

By the current logic, this proves to me that Keto diet is giving people Covid.

Thanks Fauci.

 

[swag]

https://www.netzerocompany.com/products/reusable-toilet-paper-roll

Get a bidet or bum gun instead. It's all the rage.

https://bigthink.com/the-past/strange-things-wipe-before-toilet-paper/

No reason to jam a processed tree up your Panucci-hole.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, I forgot about this marketing picture from when Lavezzi joined the Chinese Super League.