One of the things I respect about the Portuguese is yes, we do have like 3 Starbucks in all of Lisbon. And about 5 McDonalds and Burger Kings too.
And you see American tourists flock to them, like it’s a matter of survival … just like how they carry large jugs of water with them everywhere, as if expecting a Biblical drought that will instantly evaporate all liquids in this city.
There’s a kind of social curiosity about it, as if based in anthropological study. While not quite understood, it’s observed as a strange cultural ceremony — like an exhibit at the World’s Fair of some indigenous culture that builds mud huts with the women carrying water on their heads in grass skirts with their boobs hanging out.
And you see American tourists flock to them, like it’s a matter of survival … just like how they carry large jugs of water with them everywhere, as if expecting a Biblical drought that will instantly evaporate all liquids in this city.
There’s a kind of social curiosity about it, as if based in anthropological study. While not quite understood, it’s observed as a strange cultural ceremony — like an exhibit at the World’s Fair of some indigenous culture that builds mud huts with the women carrying water on their heads in grass skirts with their boobs hanging out.
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