What Are You Doing Right Now? (206 Viewers)

[.zero]

How can it be a strip club if you can't bang

Blame De Blaiso and Bloomberg

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

There's a strip club scene in "we own the city" arguing the same point, was hilarious. Involved midget stripper.

I'll never forget how my friend would get a high chair on each side for cover and get a 500$ "lapdance" from some panamanian hottie

 

[.zero]

Tootsies in Miami is the theater of dreams

 

[Osman]

I'll never forget how my friend would get a high chair on each side for cover and get a 500$ "lapdance" from some panamanian hottie

Lol. Not bothering with private room even? In middle of the floor and high chairs as cover?


She has to be a hottie if it cost 500.


Only been to strip club couple times, allways overseas cuz they ain't a thing here in Sweden. And usually cuz the night clubs and bars had closing hours but the strip clubs didn't.


In a fancy one in soho London, one of my friends who had his birthday was so pedantic, he made them search and get a girl in strip club a block away, because he refused to get lap dance from anyone who didn't have natural breast. We still tease him for it

 

[.zero]

That’s a lot for a little bit of skin

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Lol. Not bothering with private room even? In middle of the floor and high chairs as cover?


She has to be a hottie if it cost 500.


Only been to strip club couple times, allways overseas cuz they ain't a thing here in Sweden. And usually cuz the night clubs and bars had closing hours but the strip clubs didn't.


In a fancy one in soho London, one of my friends who had his birthday was so pedantic, he made them search and get a girl in strip club a block away, because he refused to get lap dance from anyone who didn't have natural breast. We still tease him for it

Champagne room would cost another 5 bills, and yes she was a 10 alright. But the wildest thing that happened to me in a strip club was when i went on a date once in dallas and after dinner i was really out of ideas and started driving down 35, the lights from one of the clubs attracted the girls attention, and she was like let's check it out, i told her that's a strip club, she goes that's alright. Anyways long story short, she starts eying one of the girls so i offered to get her a lapdance she accepts, except before going for the lap dance she grabs my arm and takes me with her, they both start to strip, then make out i thought i was on punk'd man i love Texas @Dru

 

[GordoDeCentral]

That’s a lot for a little bit of skin

Would spend much more on blow and bottle service for a maybe.

 

[.zero]

Champagne room would cost another 5 bills, and yes she was a 10 alright. But the wildest thing that happened to me in a strip club was when i went on a date once in dallas and after dinner i was really out of ideas and started driving down 35, the lights from one of the clubs attracted the girls attention, and she was like let's check it out, i told her that's a strip club, she goes that's alright. Anyways long story short, she starts eying one of the girls so i offered to get her a lapdance she accepts, except before going for the lap dance she grabs my arm and takes me with her, they both start to strip, then make out i thought i was on punk'd man i love Texas @Dru

Silver city
Caberet
The ranch

Dallas does it better for sure

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Silver city
Caberet
The ranch

Dallas does it better for sure

No doubt but st james in Houston is something else

 

[swag]

Champagne room would cost another 5 bills, and yes she was a 10 alright. But the wildest thing that happened to me in a strip club was when i went on a date once in dallas and after dinner i was really out of ideas and started driving down 35, the lights from one of the clubs attracted the girls attention, and she was like let's check it out, i told her that's a strip club, she goes that's alright. Anyways long story short, she starts eying one of the girls so i offered to get her a lapdance she accepts, except before going for the lap dance she grabs my arm and takes me with her, they both start to strip, then make out i thought i was on punk'd man i love Texas @Dru

I can die a happy man after that story.

 

[swag]

Oh, and #FreeTriumph

 

[.zero]

No doubt but st james in Houston is something else

*adds to list

 

[Osman]

Champagne room would cost another 5 bills, and yes she was a 10 alright. But the wildest thing that happened to me in a strip club was when i went on a date once in dallas and after dinner i was really out of ideas and started driving down 35, the lights from one of the clubs attracted the girls attention, and she was like let's check it out, i told her that's a strip club, she goes that's alright. Anyways long story short, she starts eying one of the girls so i offered to get her a lapdance she accepts, except before going for the lap dance she grabs my arm and takes me with her, they both start to strip, then make out i thought i was on punk'd man i love Texas @Dru

Don't mind me, just a coincidence I'm checking for flights to Dallas as I type this.

 

[Siamak]

No way. Japan, China, Korea, and India??? Nah. Also Canada doesn't count, it's like the US. Ethnically there is no such thing.

among middle east countries Iraq has the ugliest people.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

*adds to list

Paul Boesch or Fritz Von Erich?

 

[.zero]

Paul Boesch or Fritz Von Erich?

Tough to choose between the two

both played additive roles in the wrassling game

I guess I’ll go with Fritz

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Tough to choose between the two

both played additive roles in the wrassling game

I guess I’ll go with Fritz

Fritz’ WCCW revolutionised the televised wrasslin’ product.

Pity it came at the expense of 4 of his 5 sons. And he was complicit in many of their deaths. He was a monster.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Montenegrin chicks are super fuckin hot

 

[.zero]

Pics

 

[IliveForJuve]

@ALC in Shkroda right now and it reminds me of the semi shitty parts of my hometown.