Siamak

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Aug 13, 2013
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It's making me feel uncomfortable when you talk dirty like that.

Always thought of you as a nice young man with good manners.
I don't have a dirty mind as I have not had a relationship with anyone for 5 years. Lonely and calm, but lately life has become very boring to me.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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I realized how old i am and I'm not married yet. i need a wife of life to spend my time in long winter nights.
Uh oh, Iranian cuffing season

Truth be told, life is so much boring without women, despite them being batshit crazy.
Listen to The Duce when he says these things. I know I do.

Different strokes for different folks
Speaking of which, at the SFO international terminal to fly back to Lisbon. What kind of sexual favors do you think I might be offered if I tap the stall next door here? (WWGMD: What Would George Michael Do?)

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Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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Speaking of which, at the SFO international terminal to fly back to Lisbon. What kind of sexual favors do you think I might be offered if I tap the stall next door here? (WWGMD: What Would George Michael Do?)

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Some tough guy is going to punch you in the face for taking a leak next to his trans daughter.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
Next time I’m at SFO I’m totally hitting up that bathroom.

Safe travels!
Thanks! At the gate for the non-stop flight to Lisbon - and full respect to all my Desi brothers - but damn doesn’t this feel like I’m heading into Delhi. I am surrounded by multiple phones playing YouTube clips of old Bollywood numbers. Makes me miss commuting from the airport in an auto-rickshaw.

…Or flailing in the back of Dheeraj’s scooter.
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
82,806
Uh oh, Iranian cuffing season



Listen to The Duce when he says these things. I know I do.



Speaking of which, at the SFO international terminal to fly back to Lisbon. What kind of sexual favors do you think I might be offered if I tap the stall next door here? (WWGMD: What Would George Michael Do?)

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Options might’ve limited if people have to keep their masks on
 

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