Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,912
New Years is pretty much the dumbest holiday, period. People get worked up about the date as if it carries some magical properties and significance when the date itself is completely arbitrary. It’s like some bishop played pin the tail on the donkey with a Gregorian calendar, and that’s what we got.

There’s no astronomical significance in the earth’s place in its revolution around the sun. It’s as good as any other date.

And then you get the “occasion” for the date, which includes nonsense like you change calendars (like who uses paper calendars anymore? - even if that was a worthy reason for a holiday). Or you get a rando digit change on the year counter. Which, coincidentally, isn’t observed by Jews and over a billion Chinese anyway, not to mention a number of other populations.

So you have a bunch of drunktards wearing dumb hats and yelling for a countdown as if they’re on a spaceship that’s going to launch, all for an arbitrary date during the year that has no meaning on its own, let alone no meaning to other major cultures on earth. Weee.

Give me something: the end of a harvest season, the longest night of the year, dead relatives leaving their graves… just something that isn’t some random point in the year that has to be corrected with an inserted bonus leap year day approximately every four years.
:lol:

It's true, literally just one digit changes on one particular calendar, that's it.
 

Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
66,748
Anything to get those booties in shape.

Let me tell you, those college girls now definitely know how to work 'em. Never saw this many big ass butts in yoga pants back in my day.
You're right about that. In the old days white girls never had booty, or Indian girls as it goes here, but nowadays they give black girls some good competition. I wondered if it was KFC or squats...
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,912
You're right about that. In the old days white girls never had booty, or Indian girls as it goes here, but nowadays they give black girls some good competition. I wondered if it was KFC or squats...
I think it's a lot of both, really.

Most of them definitely carry more weight, but there was one today that was pretty tiny, then she turned around and it was like the size of a basketball. I was like wuuuut.

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Oh geeez, wonder who could be behind such cultural development and for what purpose

uh-oh I already said too much
I heard the Jews actually created the perfect squat machine...
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
You're right about that. In the old days white girls never had booty, or Indian girls as it goes here, but nowadays they give black girls some good competition. I wondered if it was KFC or squats...
BBLs are way more common than you think. :snoop:

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:agree: He made us all beautiful and unique
I knew you found fat ladyboys beautiful too. :dule:
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
Yeah, don't hate on NYE. It's a social holiday, get over it.
It is, and I get that. It's no fun being the guy who dampers the parade, even if you know the parade is based on a lie.

:agree: He made us all beautiful and unique
So many before-and-after shots coming ... followed by the Body Positivity Nazis.

Anything to get those booties in shape.

Let me tell you, those college girls now definitely know how to work 'em. Never saw this many big ass butts in yoga pants back in my day.
Is that so much work as it is body sculpting and fat transplants though?

I think it's a lot of both, really.

Most of them definitely carry more weight, but there was one today that was pretty tiny, then she turned around and it was like the size of a basketball. I was like wuuuut.


Grafted for graft. :lol: I know of what you speak of. It's like they got a 10x dose of botox in their ass.
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
Saw that when it came out. Who needs avatars in the metaverse when your ass is one in real life?
This section:

Melissa’s digital body, enhanced by the photo-editing app Facetune, acts as a kind of blueprint for her future physical body. She told me that her friends sometimes edit their pictures on dating apps to the point where they’re unable to meet up with anyone, as the version of themselves they’ve advertised is too far removed from reality. “If you’ve had a BBL, it’s like you’ve already edited your body in real life,” Melissa said, “so you don’t have to edit your pictures.”
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