Got cable for the first time in a while. Turn it on and the first commercial I see
First, kudos to you for realizing that all the cord-cutting evangelists were just walking into a trap. Just as telecom companies found ways to collect more of your money after you cut your land line, the media companies are gonna nickel-and-dime your ass with streaming packages until you realize your bill is bigger than you paid with a cable subscription.
Second, jiggle queens are celebrating the decline of human longevity. As fast as Peter Thiel can plan for humans to live to 200, America is at the forefront of finding ways for everyone to die of cardiovascular disease, if not from a morbidity related to COVID-19, by age 50.
Basically, Silicon Valley has stopped working on life extension. It is now working on increasing the number of tubs of ice cream you can consume in a lifetime.
Damn, can't do shit without electricity. No power from around 7am.
Where are you gonna store all your tubs of ice cream?