What Are You Doing Right Now? (269 Viewers)

[IliveForJuve]

They work hard, but there's plenty of money. Plus if you could get some equity out of it, all the better.

Just in time for all the Brexit fun. You can't get into another EU country first and then go there? I have no idea how it works.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...but-portugal-wants-immigrants-to-lift-economy

Interesting article but no, I don't think it's possible to do that unless I became a EU citizen but then brexit is gonna happen.

I applied to scholarships for master's degrees I don't even want to do but haven't heard back. And paying for a master's in the UK is out of the equation for me. It would require an obscene amount of money and destroy everything that I've built so far.

I'm afraid that our relationship is just meant to die because of logistics.

 

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[AFL_ITALIA]

Bummer bro. But that sounds like the job search life to me though. Hang in there. If it's meant to be, it will happen.



Yeah, I'm kind of helping their cause here... even if I am taking advantage of a tax program that kind of makes my being here a little criminal relative to the locals who have lived here all their lives.

Who would have thought that I would have paid far less taxes than the US in a socialist country.

Don't you have Portuguese ancetsry though? Or was that your wife?

Interesting article but no, I don't think it's possible to do that unless I became a EU citizen but then brexit is gonna happen.

I applied to scholarships for master's degrees I don't even want to do but haven't heard back. And paying for a master's in the UK is out of the equation for me. It would require an obscene amount of money and destroy everything that I've built so far.

I'm afraid that our relationship is just meant to die because of logistics.

It hasn't been rejection, so that's something at least.

 

[X Æ A-12]

True. But I swear I've seen chickens on the 14 Mission owl service bus overnight in the Mission District.

Speaking of Bay Area degeneracy, I was at a sanwhich shop in Livermore today and a woman approached me telling me how she was not optimistic for the future. It started out somewhat casual and then went into how the "energy" had changed today, astrologers had predicted it because the planets were aligned in a manner they hadn't been since 1961 and this was indicative of a troubled decade ahead, that there would be a mass American revolution on both sides, and the truth would be revealed in the media on both sides (she kept going on about "both sides")

I said somewhat sarcastically back to her "yea totally that's why i've put all my money into silver and shorting the S&P 500" and she exploded. Got mad as fuck that i wasn't taking her seriously told me that investing is a waste of time but astrology is not something to take lightly.

I enjoy antagonizing crazy people too much, i should move before i get stabbed.

 

[swag]

Don't you have Portuguese ancetsry though? Or was that your wife?

My wife is a dual US/Portugal citizen. But even she might be eligible for a lower tax bracket as part of their financial incentives to bring back the Portuguese diaspora.

Speaking of Bay Area degeneracy, I was at a sanwhich shop in Livermore today and a woman approached me telling me how she was not optimistic for the future. It started out somewhat casual and then went into how the "energy" had changed today, astrologers had predicted it because the planets were aligned in a manner they hadn't been since 1961 and this was indicative of a troubled decade ahead, that there would be a mass American revolution on both sides, and the truth would be revealed in the media on both sides (she kept going on about "both sides")

I said somewhat sarcastically back to her "yea totally that's why i've put all my money into silver and shorting the S&P 500" and she exploded. Got mad as fuck that i wasn't taking her seriously told me that investing is a waste of time but astrology is not something to take lightly.

I enjoy antagonizing crazy people too much, i should move before i get stabbed.

That is such old school Bay Area though. Before the money-grabbing autistic fooks flooded the market and took over, the area was more rampant with doped-up, crystal-hugging alien abduction refugees whose sense of reality is somewhere this side of Gary Busey.

I’d appreciate the nostalgic flashback if I were you. Though “flashback” could be a trigger word for her.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Spoiler

Because they hunt whales over there

 

[IliveForJuve]

We should play a mafia game

 

[DAiDEViL]

Man, i hate hospitals. That smell

We do have quite the cute nurses though.
I'll keep an eye on the one with the skull tattoo.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Man, i hate hospitals. That smell

We do have quite the cute nurses though.
I'll keep an eye on the one with the skull tattoo.

why are you at a hospital?

and i agree there is a disproportionately high amount of attractive women in the nursing field.

 

[DAiDEViL]

why are you at a hospital?

They locked me away at the mental ward.

I mean, visiting grandpa.

 

[swag]

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Spoiler

Because they hunt whales over there

OK, I kind of had to laugh.

Like what Lenin Moreno, the Ecuadorian president, said recently... the definition of harassment depends on how ugly the guy is.

They locked me away at the mental ward.

I mean, visiting grandpa.

Feeling left out by all the Wuhan novel coronavirus paranoia?

China should travel ban Americans: you're far more likely to die from American gun violence, and they're bringing that over with them on planes.

 

[lgorTudor]

Man, i hate hospitals. That smell

We do have quite the cute nurses though.
I'll keep an eye on the one with the skull tattoo.

did you manage to smell her bum-bum

 

[IliveForJuve]

Does anyone here use beard balm? And does it really make a difference?

 

[Wittl]

@JCK

 

[Enron]

Does anyone here use beard balm? And does it really make a difference?

yes, and yes

 

[IliveForJuve]

yes, and yes

Any particular brand that you like?

 

[Ronn]

God I hate lawyers

 

[JCK]

@JCK

Yes love

 

[Dostoevsky]

God I hate lawyers

Even lawyers hate lawyers.

 

[IliveForJuve]

God I hate lawyers

What happened?

 

[Ronn]

What happened?

A lawyer was supposed to send a contract that I signed to the other party’s lawyer. I couldn’t get hold of him for 3-4 days, and finally when I did I asked about the status. His reply was totally lawyerly: I do not have it back, whichIt’s technically true if he hasn’t even sent it to them yet. Since I was sure he hasn’t even sent it yet I asked him whether he did, and after 10 minutes, which I’m sure he used to email those, this lazy bum replied “yes”.
Earlier in the day his assistant told me she “cannot confirm or deny”, whether they have the contract. Whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.