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Sep 4, 2006
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Texting this girl fairly casual and she just slips in "my room is never clean...there is always lube on things" :shifty:

Trying to think of something clever to hit back with without just straight asking when shes trying to fuck

It was a weird comment too like i get shes not trying to waste time but wtf is she doing in there jesus
 

ALC

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Texting this girl fairly casual and she just slips in "my room is never clean...there is always lube on things" :shifty:

Trying to think of something clever to hit back with without just straight asking when shes trying to fuck

It was a weird comment too like i get shes not trying to waste time but wtf is she doing in there jesus
“Lol, sounds just like my dick, wanna see it?”
 

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Texting this girl fairly casual and she just slips in "my room is never clean...there is always lube on things" :shifty:

Trying to think of something clever to hit back with without just straight asking when shes trying to fuck

It was a weird comment too like i get shes not trying to waste time but wtf is she doing in there jesus
Mine is clean, but you should still bring the lube
 

X Æ A-12

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I have to wait until I get paid first.

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@Kyle

https://www.eater.com/2019/4/29/185...impossible-foods-expansion-restaurants-demand

"Rather than completely remove the vegetarian burger option from Ruby’s two New York City locations, Sykes replaced Impossible’s fake meat with a version from its competitor Beyond Meat. But Ruby’s customers weren’t into the switch. 'A number of people' came to order an Impossible Burger, Sykes says. When informed of the Beyond Meat replacement, they turned around and left. "

Take from that what you will, but it could still be a decent investment. I'm sure there's something to be said to being first too.
hmmm I don't think Impossible is a public company yet. Will have to look into that.

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Be direct or funny.
This is my method but with chicks i have not had intercourse with yet I often air on the safe side of funny, not making a joke unless i am very sure it will go over well.
 

AFL_ITALIA

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hmmm I don't think Impossible is a public company yet. Will have to look into that.

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This is my method but with chicks i have not had intercourse with yet I often air on the safe side of funny, not making a joke unless i am very sure it will go over well.
I meant it mostly for the part where the customers just turned away instead when offered with it :p. But, well...
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/02/beyond-meat-ipo.html
 

Quetzalcoatl

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hmmm I don't think Impossible is a public company yet. Will have to look into that.

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This is my method but with chicks i have not had intercourse with yet I often air on the safe side of funny, not making a joke unless i am very sure it will go over well.
If you just tell her you want to have intercourse that's both safe and funny
 

Wittl

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Texting this girl fairly casual and she just slips in "my room is never clean...there is always lube on things" :shifty:

Trying to think of something clever to hit back with without just straight asking when shes trying to fuck

It was a weird comment too like i get shes not trying to waste time but wtf is she doing in there jesus
Just tell her „No problem, my room looks the same.“. This is funny or honest.
 

swag

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Sep 23, 2003
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Ordered a German - Japanese Langenscheidt.

Trying to learn some basics. If i only wasn't so impatient...
Great! I expect you to explain these game shows to me...

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/r3ngyj/japanese-game-show-hand-jobs

Texting this girl fairly casual and she just slips in "my room is never clean...there is always lube on things" :shifty:

Trying to think of something clever to hit back with without just straight asking when shes trying to fuck

It was a weird comment too like i get shes not trying to waste time but wtf is she doing in there jesus
Whatever you do, just don't mention the formaldehyde in your room.
 

pavluska

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Apr 25, 2013
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It's amazing how many "cafes" here don't know how to make espresso.

You're lucky if you get crema.

Also funny: when you order an espresso, some ask, "a shot of espresso?"

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This barrista didn't even know what it was when I asked if theirs comes with crema . Told me where the cream is lol.
 

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