What Are You Doing Right Now? (135 Viewers)

[swag]

I need to take my bucket to Asia as well.

Any true bucket list needs to involve the use of a bucket. Preferably with a Thai ladyboy in your lap.

yes but speaking of burgers I am considering investing in Beyond Meat when it goes public soon. thoughts?

Fake meat is to vegetarianism what child sex dolls are to preventing pedophilia.

I get that there's a segment of people who think the only way to wean people off meat is to fake it until you make it. That essentially makes it the nicotine gum of global butchery.

But vegan food has a lot to offer that doesn't require you to make fake food out of it. That's like a pescatarian molding crab meat to make fake pork chops. The concept is a bit too bizarre for me.

Just over a month and I'm getting married.

Does she know yet?

This is so fucking insane. I'm literally shaking like I have epilepsy.

Sorry to make you stutter, homie. Just make sure you give out the good stuff to your Tuz backers.

 

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[Dostoevsky]

Sorry to make you stutter, homie. Just make sure you give out the good stuff to your Tuz backers.

It's a weird and a wonderful feeling. Not many people would have done it that I know personally, let alone people who never met me. It's really crazy. When I first came here and signed up I was a total moron who got banned. Then years passed by, new account was made and I met some great people who I gladly follow here/Instagram/Facebook. Years passed by, I changed, I wrote a book and now those people support me by offering money in order to help me publish this book. It's just insane and lovely at the same time. Might be good, might be bad, but I sure as hell gave my best in order to make it good. I have a huge desire to write more and I surely will write more stuff. This was/is a huge motivation for me. Considering the amount already collected (I can't even thank everyone enough) it's such a huge, huge help that I can't even describe. Not only finding a job here is nuts but saving money is even harder. Despite all shit around I'm a happy person, firstly to be healthy and then to have such great folks around me. I think the best is yet to come, surely, as I plan to win some awards and get known eventually. Might fuck up in the meantime but I sure as hell won't fucking give up. I'll do my best to make the world better, at least through words and paper.

 

[Völler]

It's a weird and a wonderful feeling. Not many people would have done it that I know personally, let alone people who never met me. It's really crazy. When I first came here and signed up I was a total moron who got banned. Then years passed by, new account was made and I met some great people who I gladly follow here/Instagram/Facebook. Years passed by, I changed, I wrote a book and now those people support me by offering money in order to help me publish this book. It's just insane and lovely at the same time. Might be good, might be bad, but I sure as hell gave my best in order to make it good. I have a huge desire to write more and I surely will write more stuff. This was/is a huge motivation for me. Considering the amount already collected (I can't even thank everyone enough) it's such a huge, huge help that I can't even describe. Not only finding a job here is nuts but saving money is even harder. Despite all shit around I'm a happy person, firstly to be healthy and then to have such great folks around me. I think the best is yet to come, surely, as I plan to win some awards and get known eventually. Might fuck up in the meantime but I sure as hell won't fucking give up. I'll do my best to make the world better, at least through words and paper.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Hope never dies. And I hope to live more than 50 which is surely at least 5-9 books down the road.

 

[icemaη]

https://igg.me/at/0PDc9LgLFuA/x/20708529

Now it's time to contribute and share this link whereever you want to get @Dostoevsky s book published!

@GordoDeCentral

@icemaη maybe some advises to improve the campeign?

Already 30 Euros

Looks good
@Dostoevsky, I think it'd be a good touch to send an ebook (.epub, .mobi or pdf) to every contributor with the promise of sending a translated english version as and when it's available. If you are okay with that @Wittl can update the campaign with that info. You should also consider sharing the link on your Facebook page (unless you are hiding it from family/friends)

 

[Dostoevsky]

Looks good
@Dostoevsky, I think it'd be a good touch to send an ebook (.epub, .mobi or pdf) to every contributor with the promise of sending a translated english version as and when it's available. If you are okay with that @Wittl can update the campaign with that info. You should also consider sharing the link on your Facebook page (unless you are hiding it from family/friends)

Ebook sounds fine by me. I could do that. It would be in Serbian, though. I'm not sure I can guarantee a translated version. It would be the smallest problem in the future IF it happens and I would gladly do that. However translating this pretty big book would cost around 1500-2000e. I simply can't lie and as everyone can notice it's hard to collect such amount. I'd give a whole lot more to those who help me out and support me but... it's hard to guarantee anything at this point.

I wouldn't share the page yet. Simply because majority of people don't know I'm writing (even my family). I'd like to surprise my family with it when it happens, especially my mom. My friends already gave me 300e which was a huge deal for me. I don't expect anything from others nor I can ask. TBH even 10-15e is huge for me to count for the book as I could pay a part of proofreading or a part of cover design. But that's still 1 day salary here. Some of my buddies don't even work so it's impossible for them.

But this is crazy really. So far 287 euros. Some guys really gave big and I really appreciate that. Means a whole world to me. Even if it ends up at 50% I'm the happiest guy on Earth. Literally every single euro there is saving my ass. My job is very unpredictable at this point so I'm gonna save my whole wage. I'm not gonna eat next month lol.

 

[swag]

Just today I helped mentor a startup whose business model was supporting mostly first-time authors to get published and find an audience. Of course I had Dusan in mind for all of that.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Oh it jumped once again! Thank you whoever donated! much love

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I have to wait until I get paid first.

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@Kyle

https://www.eater.com/2019/4/29/185...impossible-foods-expansion-restaurants-demand

"Rather than completely remove the vegetarian burger option from Ruby’s two New York City locations, Sykes replaced Impossible’s fake meat with a version from its competitor Beyond Meat. But Ruby’s customers weren’t into the switch. 'A number of people' came to order an Impossible Burger, Sykes says. When informed of the Beyond Meat replacement, they turned around and left. "

Take from that what you will, but it could still be a decent investment. I'm sure there's something to be said to being first too.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Ordered a German - Japanese Langenscheidt.

Trying to learn some basics. If i only wasn't so impatient...

 

[lgorTudor]

Ordered a German - Japanese Langenscheidt.

Trying to learn some basics. If i only wasn't so impatient...

Just learn 'Where is pantsu automatu?'

 

[X Æ A-12]

Texting this girl fairly casual and she just slips in "my room is never clean...there is always lube on things"

Trying to think of something clever to hit back with without just straight asking when shes trying to fuck

It was a weird comment too like i get shes not trying to waste time but wtf is she doing in there jesus

 

[Enron]

Be direct or funny.

 

[ALC]

Texting this girl fairly casual and she just slips in "my room is never clean...there is always lube on things"

Trying to think of something clever to hit back with without just straight asking when shes trying to fuck

It was a weird comment too like i get shes not trying to waste time but wtf is she doing in there jesus

“Lol, sounds just like my dick, wanna see it?”

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Texting this girl fairly casual and she just slips in "my room is never clean...there is always lube on things"

Trying to think of something clever to hit back with without just straight asking when shes trying to fuck

It was a weird comment too like i get shes not trying to waste time but wtf is she doing in there jesus

Mine is clean, but you should still bring the lube

 

[X Æ A-12]

I have to wait until I get paid first.

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@Kyle

https://www.eater.com/2019/4/29/185...impossible-foods-expansion-restaurants-demand

"Rather than completely remove the vegetarian burger option from Ruby’s two New York City locations, Sykes replaced Impossible’s fake meat with a version from its competitor Beyond Meat. But Ruby’s customers weren’t into the switch. 'A number of people' came to order an Impossible Burger, Sykes says. When informed of the Beyond Meat replacement, they turned around and left. "

Take from that what you will, but it could still be a decent investment. I'm sure there's something to be said to being first too.

hmmm I don't think Impossible is a public company yet. Will have to look into that.

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Be direct or funny.

This is my method but with chicks i have not had intercourse with yet I often air on the safe side of funny, not making a joke unless i am very sure it will go over well.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

hmmm I don't think Impossible is a public company yet. Will have to look into that.

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This is my method but with chicks i have not had intercourse with yet I often air on the safe side of funny, not making a joke unless i am very sure it will go over well.

I meant it mostly for the part where the customers just turned away instead when offered with it . But, well...
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/02/beyond-meat-ipo.html

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

hmmm I don't think Impossible is a public company yet. Will have to look into that.

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This is my method but with chicks i have not had intercourse with yet I often air on the safe side of funny, not making a joke unless i am very sure it will go over well.

If you just tell her you want to have intercourse that's both safe and funny

 

[Wittl]

Texting this girl fairly casual and she just slips in "my room is never clean...there is always lube on things"

Trying to think of something clever to hit back with without just straight asking when shes trying to fuck

It was a weird comment too like i get shes not trying to waste time but wtf is she doing in there jesus

Just tell her „No problem, my room looks the same.“. This is funny or honest.

 

[swag]

Ordered a German - Japanese Langenscheidt.

Trying to learn some basics. If i only wasn't so impatient...

Great! I expect you to explain these game shows to me...

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/r3ngyj/japanese-game-show-hand-jobs

Texting this girl fairly casual and she just slips in "my room is never clean...there is always lube on things"

Trying to think of something clever to hit back with without just straight asking when shes trying to fuck

It was a weird comment too like i get shes not trying to waste time but wtf is she doing in there jesus

Whatever you do, just don't mention the formaldehyde in your room.