What Are You Doing Right Now? (772 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

For years i've been reading your posts in a thick Eastern European accent so its difficult to tell if you are joking or not when my impression of you is always so serious.

I wouldn't say I have a typical Russian accent but it surely ain't soft haha.

 

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[Wittl]

Weekend! Friday jam @Maddy

Tonight christmas party with my office

...and maybe somewhen in the morning dancing to this guy's music (plays in a club here):




..tone sounds familiar, hm? @Cerval

 

[swag]

I've been importing a certain product that requires a special license. The first 3 shipments were fine, they were cleared without a problem. Customs didn't notice anything weird. Mind you, I didn't get the special license and I was describing this product as something else that was similar but that didn't require any sort of license.

But this time they just confiscated my shit. Oh well. I knew it was going to happen sooner or later.

Toilet paper?

What was the product?

Maid in Bolivia!!

 

[X Æ A-12]

I know im not the only one here who is living life bowel movement to bowel movement. Y'all seen the squatty potty? It has been highly recommended

 

[IliveForJuve]

Toilet paper?



Maid in Bolivia!!

Close it does come in rolls.

 

[swag]

I know im not the only one here who is living life bowel movement to bowel movement. Y'all seen the squatty potty? It has been highly recommended

That describes my life the past several months. Each bowel movement is like a celebratory offering to the gods.

A squatty potty would be like replacing the Sagrada Familia with the backseat of a Taxi Groc.

Close it does come in rolls.

Big Balls Bethany? She comes with lots of rolls.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Close it does come in rolls.

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That describes my life the past several months. Each bowel movement is like a celebratory offering to the gods.

A squatty potty would be like replacing the Sagrada Familia with the backseat of a Taxi Groc.



Big Balls Bethany? She comes with lots of rolls.

Funny, I work with a bethany balmer. The only thing she has a greater accumulation of then rolls is hatred in her heart.

 

[Maddy]

Weekend! Friday jam @Maddy

Tonight christmas party with my office

...and maybe somewhen in the morning dancing to this guy's music (plays in a club here):




..tone sounds familiar, hm? @Cerval

same <3

 

[swag]

Big Balls Bethany? She comes with lots of rolls.

Her rolls are proportional to my rolls... of quarters that I am packing with me, yea?!

 

[Seven]

My grandmother passed away yesterday aged 83. I cannot have many complaints. Not everyone has the privilege to see his grandmother live to that age in good health. Life has been very fair to her.

But man, am I going to miss her.

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[Dostoevsky]

My grandmother passed away yesterday aged 83. I cannot have many complaints. Not everyone has the privilege to see his grandmother live to that age in good health. Life has been very fair to her.

But man, am I going to miss her.

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Sorry to hear that broski. My condolences.

On a side note. I just bought 3 books so you should be happy for me.

 

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Funny, I work with a bethany balmer. The only thing she has a greater accumulation of then rolls is hatred in her heart.

Is she the one who gave you soap for Christmas last year, because you’re smelly?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Nope. Different member of the band of people who are only alive because its illegal to kill them.

 

[Post Ironic]

Nope. Different member of the band of people who are only alive because its illegal to kill them.

You work with some real winners...

Were Bethany Balmer and soap girl on that vegan camping trip you survived?

 

[Dostoevsky]

Is she the one who gave you soap for Christmas last year, because you’re smelly?

WTF

 

[Post Ironic]

WTF

You didn’t hear about this from @Kyle?

His female coworker gifted him artisanal soap last year.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Is she the one who gave you soap for Christmas last year, because you’re smelly?

Still dont know why people here think handsoap is for bathing. I understand claudios confusion but you live in a country where soap is not a commodity

 

[IliveForJuve]

Still dont know why people here think handsoap is for bathing. I understand claudios confusion but you live in a country where soap is not a commodity

She knows that Jews are too cheap to buy soap so she got you one.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

My grandmother passed away yesterday aged 83. I cannot have many complaints. Not everyone has the privilege to see his grandmother live to that age in good health. Life has been very fair to her.

But man, am I going to miss her.

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It reminds me of this quote fron patton: “It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived.”

 

[GordoDeCentral]

She knows that Jews are too cheap to buy soap so she got you one.

Pretty sure jews and soap in the same sentence is a feeling in Europe