What Are You Doing Right Now? (203 Viewers)

[Enron]

Are you back in da states?

Yep.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[.zero]

@Enron donde?

 

[swag]

In line at the airport and someone just farted rotten eggs

Tell the person you cannot check chemical weapons as carry-on luggage.

All multivitamins do is make your pee richer.

Cited for truth.

Your body can't absorb that many vitamins, you end up pissing out like 90% of them. I might be exaggerating the numbers but for the most part, taking multivitamins is pointless if you eat a normal, balanced diet. If you eat like shit, sure but you're still getting way more vitamins than you could ever need.

BLOOM! 'Mericans have the most expensive piss in the world.

Go visit a doctor and give him a blood sample. Better than taking a guess

Semen samples will also do. Especially if he has a cute butt.

Chill Sunday morning on this Labor day weekend

Just trying not to melt. Up in Napa where the temp has topped 105-110F over the past couple days... or about 10 degrees warmer than Burning Man has been.

But as you all know, I'm not a burner -- I'm an itcher. Haven't decided when Itching Man 2018 is, but it's gonna be at the Salton Sea again for the freaks and environmental atrocities that Google execs won't dare get near. (Unlike Burning Man.)

Not a fan of Zara really

Dude is like richer than Bill Gates now I hear.

@Enron donde?

Utah! Where I'm headed next month.

 

[.zero]

@swag Seriously wtf is going out there? I saw it was like 112 degrees in Palo Alto yesterday

 

[swag]

@swag Seriously wtf is going out there? I saw it was like 112 degrees in Palo Alto yesterday

Everything is catching fire. SF hit an all-time record of 106 on Friday, and nobody has air conditioning. Napa is hotter but at least we have a/c. Even my wife says it's hot.

 

[.zero]

Stay safe, enjoy god's country sir

 

[Enron]

@Enron donde?

Salt Lake City.

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Utah! Where I'm headed next month.

Oh yeah! What are your dates?

 

[swag]

Oh yeah! What are your dates?

We're in Utah Oct 8-17, arriving via Vegas, but leaving Moab the 17th for an evening flight out of SLC. So not a lot of time around SLC but preflight beers in the city on the 17th??

 

[.zero]

Wish I could join you jokers. Sadly, I don't plan on ever turning Mormon. I'm too deeply vested in Scientology.

 

[Lapa]

Wish I could join you jokers. Sadly, I don't plan on ever turning Mormon. I'm too deeply vested in Scientology.

Scientology is actually pretty dope. Probably the best religion in the Western world.

 

[.zero]

Scientology is actually pretty dope. Probably the best religion in the Western world.

It's not a religion

It's a lifestyle

 

[GordoDeCentral]

@Seven I'm falling in love with bologna, beautiful little city

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It's not a religion

It's a lifestyle

Crossfit?

 

[.zero]

Crossfit?

CrossFit is a sex club tbh

 

[GordoDeCentral]

CrossFit is a sex club tbh

I like that you capitalized the f

 

[Enron]

We're in Utah Oct 8-17, arriving via Vegas, but leaving Moab the 17th for an evening flight out of SLC. So not a lot of time around SLC but preflight beers in the city on the 17th??

Sounds good.

Wish I could join you jokers. Sadly, I don't plan on ever turning Mormon. I'm too deeply vested in Scientology.

There's always room for Jello.

 

[.zero]

I like that you capitalized the f

You know it's all about the 'F' mang


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[.zero]

This train to Grand Central is wild

Some Chinese lady keeps burping out loud


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[ZoSo]

got sent home from work because internet died

getting paid to sit at home and post on juventuz

 

[swag]

CrossDress is my religion

 

[.zero]

The old burping Chinese lady got off the stop in Harlem

Thank fucking krum


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