What Are You Doing Right Now? (337 Viewers)

[swag]

The title is stupid, but damn.

http://www.cracked.com/article_22070_5-things-you-learn-surviving-mass-shooting.html

It's a good piece. But wtf is it doing on Cracked?

 

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[Ocelot]

It's a good piece. But wtf is it doing on Cracked?

And seriously, that title

But genuinely interesting and moving piece otherwise.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

It's a good piece. But wtf is it doing on Cracked?

They've gone from comedy to a mix of seriousness and what I can only describe as "social justice." It's kind of sad, really.

 

[swag]

They've gone from comedy to a mix of seriousness and what I can only describe as "social justice." It's kind of sad, really.

What are they thinking? I don't want social commentary and thought pieces in the middle of my issue of Face-Down-Ass-Up Illustrated.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

What are they thinking? I don't want social commentary and thought pieces in the middle of my issue of Face-Down-Ass-Up Illustrated.

I guess it's just current events = more clicks = more ad revenue.

 

[Nzoric]

Fucking bitch has the emotional maturity of a retarded hamster

 

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[Nzoric]

Don't know what pisses me more off, that she acts with no dignity or that she provoked me to into asking her to go fuck herself followed by a swift cunt. Ah fuck it, Bill Burr is right.

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You have no idea how well that sums up the last 30 minutes of my life

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[IliveForJuve]

It's funny how things change so fast. Nzoric was having the time of his life with his chica a few months ago and now he says she's a retarded hamster

Man, I feel bad that I missed all that drama. I could have advised him.

 

[Dostoevsky]

http://video.nationalgeographic.com...erbias-capital-city-is-stunning-in-time-lapse

 

[Völler]

http://video.nationalgeographic.com...erbias-capital-city-is-stunning-in-time-lapse

Did you make it?

It reminded me of this great short:

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Don't know what pisses me more off, that she acts with no dignity or that she provoked me to into asking her to go fuck herself followed by a swift cunt. Ah fuck it, Bill Burr is right.

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You have no idea how well that sums up the last 30 minutes of my life

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too bad bill burr is just another pansy turncoat

 

[Osman]

Lol poor @Nzoric, isnt it funny when you see the true crazy side later, as I said to Salvo to back then, for little self-therapy listen to the wisdom of Hova and Pac lol

 

[Nzoric]

Lol poor @Nzoric, isnt it funny when you see the true crazy side later, as I said to Salvo to back then, for little self-therapy listen to the wisdom of Hova and Pac lol

I was up until 6 in the morning that night just listening to the most female degrading music I could get my hands on

 

[Osman]

Lol, just get it of your system, learn from it, and as Camelface Hov said "On to the next one".


And most important, be the man you can be

 

[Nzoric]

KRAZY ASS BITCH.

She just sent me a picture of my spare keys. Looks like she put them up her bum and sneezed. A huge mistake on her part is forgetting that she has bed sheets and a few brahs at my place.

 

[Osman]

She's not worth it dude.

 

[Nzoric]

She's not worth it dude.

Gotta do something to make her understand, she still thinks we're on for a theatre date in march. (right after we broke up she asked if we could still do that, thought she was normal so I agreed to it).

Man I also feel like sticking my dick in that crazy right now, for some reason.

 

[Osman]

Have you actually broken up and can be friends? If so, theatre away, otherwise, it sounds like a bizzare activity with this hostility and bad aggressive breakup. Seriously, not worth your time engaging the crazy, even if its prolly too soon to tell you that since you are prolly not over her yet if you still attracted to her. Other safer holes to stick your dick in otherwise if the aim was just that

 

[Nzoric]

Have you actually broken up and can be friends? If so, theatre away, otherwise, it sounds like a bizzare activity with this hostility and bad aggressive breakup. Seriously, not worth your time engaging the crazy, even if its prolly too soon to tell you that since you are prolly not over her yet if you still attracted to her. Other safer holes to stick your dick in otherwise if the aim was just that

Nah man, I'm a clean break kind of guy, just felt terrible right after we broke up so I agreed to it. Theatre is off, she's air to me from now on.