What Are You Doing Right Now? (344 Viewers)

[NinjaPoggy]

not smeared on a vag

only if the vagina is yours and the dog is licking it

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Maddy]

only if the vagina is yours and the dog is licking it

homo??

 

[NinjaPoggy]

by dog I mean dwag, a playa like osman

 

[Maddy]

so a homo?

 

[Osman]

Mandy, who is this fruity mofo?

 

[NinjaPoggy]

hey osman

 

[Maddy]

Mandy, who is this fruity mofo?

im only responsible for søren krarup

 

[Osman]

Log into Sören and ask this dude wtf he wants.

hey osman

@Völler deal with this please, have no time for this.

 

[.zero]

yep. but we can share porn easily

You got me there

Who was shopping at Borders anymore anyway?

My only regret was not spending more time at Joe Muggs

Run into a rich vein of golfing form in the last couple of weeks:

Last Sunday - Part of a winning team in charity tournament
Saturday - Shot 72 (+2) to finish third in club competition
Sunday - Won quarter-final match in club matchplay tournament
Today - Shot 68 (-1)

Score today could have been better as I had three birdies in my first five holes, but didn't hole enough putts on the back nine.

Wowzers! int:

what it do cappadonna

Streets is hot like sand,
G's is rollin in my right hand

 

[Hængebøffer]

@Völler - You watched Dokumania?

 

[Martin]

dru i hear you're all west side now

how's that working out

 

[swag]

@Völler - You watched Dokumania?

Is that like Dookiemania?

 

[Völler]

@Völler - You watched Dokumania?

No. I'll watch it today just to shut you up.

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Is that like Dookiemania?

Have you ever thought of writing a sitcom. I feel like it could be your thing. Seriously!

 

[Hængebøffer]

Is that like Dookiemania?

Funny

 

[swag]

Funny

That's totally out of Trigger Happy TV.

 

[Red]

Trigger Happy TV.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Isn't it Dom Jolly?

 

[Red]

Yup.

 

[Scottish]

Anybody ever dealt with a seemingly suicidal ex girlfriend before?

-Be in love with each other
-bunch of circumstance including mental problems for me and financial problems for her
-she goes back to her home country
-after two months she comes back for one day to break up with me as part of a big plan she has for her life
-month or so of pseudo-relationship
-i try to reason that we'd be better together again, and make feasable plans for me to move there
-she is dead against it
-I give up and ask her for some space to get over her
-two/three months pass and I deal with it pretty well
-she messages me saying everything has gone to shit and she has nothing to live for without me
-asks me to get back with her
-me being a nice guy trying to help
-it's a lot to take on by myself because she refuses to talk to other people about it
-I listen to her go in depressed circles to help her grieve and get it out her system
-send messages to some of her friends nearby asking them to help her
-not sure i can do more, since I shouldn't be the main person she looks to for help because a main problem is she isn't over me
-really fucking worried because once before she attempted suicide over a breakup

Yeah...pretty heavy couple of days.

 

[swag]

The fact that it's quoted in green disturbs me. You've posted this elsewhere.

As the great Lord Humongous once said, "Just walk away..."


"...and there will be an end to the horror".