What Are You Doing Right Now? (201 Viewers)

[Ragazza]

You're a woman FFS.

A woman who pretty much lives next door to a bar.

 

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[Fint]

Rookie. Do I get a cookie for being a rookie. Like. A cookie for a rookie. Can we bring fauna in the sauna? Like. A sauna for both humans and fauna. RhymeS! Does Bambi count as fauna?

Wait. Rookie. Me. The society. Alas. My life is so empty without such experience. Wrists slit, but on the backs, not the fronts. Gosh. Not much blood.

Ill get you a one time pass for the sauna, you'll have to sit on Zacheryah's muscular thighs though as we're pushed for space right now.

 

[KB824]

[MENTION=5409]Juventino[RUS][/MENTION]

B, what brings you back around these parts?

 

[Byrone]

B, what brings you pack around these parts?

WC & boredom. Plus the allure of Dusan's muscular thighs prompted a temporary come back.

 

[KB824]

WC & boredom. Plus the allure of Dusan's muscular thighs prompted a temporary come back.

I can certainly tell you that the intelligent humor quotient suffered a precipitous drop whilst you were away.

It's good to have you back, even if only on a temporary basis.


I know what you are probably thinking. "Who the fuck is this, anyway?"

 

[Byrone]

I can certainly tell you that the intelligent humor quotient suffered a precipitous drop whilst you were away.

It's good to have you back, even if only on a temporary basis.


I know what you are probably thinking. "Who the fuck is this, anyway?"

I know it's the funniest member ever, Sergio.

I see the forum is missing a lot of quality posters like Bozi, Seven, Salvatore, Luca etc. I suppose we all have to grow up at some point.

 

[KB824]

I know it's the funniest member ever, Sergio.

I see the forum is missing a lot of quality posters like Bozi, Seven, Salvatore, Luca etc. I suppose we all have to grow up at some point.

Coming from the King of Humor of this forum, I take that as the ultimate complement. I still remember the days when we were doing those porn skits Fucking Classic stuff. FC Bangawhore

A lot of them are gone, unfortunately. I miss them a lot. Respaul, Denco, Pado, Nick, Bozi, Erik, Vitoria. We had a really special group 6-7 years ago.

 

[Nzoric]

Breaking up with the lady tomorrow. No fucking more of this terror.

Following it up with a well deserved night of tequilla and hopefully a new pair of tits.

 

[Byrone]

Coming from the King of Humor of this forum, I take that as the ultimate complement. I still remember the days when we were doing those porn skits Fucking Classic stuff. FC Bangawhore

A lot of them are gone, unfortunately. I miss them a lot. Respaul, Denco, Pado, Nick, Bozi, Erik, Vitoria. We had a really special group 6-7 years ago.

Don't forget bianconero. Erik was really something special & I used to love his bitch spats with Lilliana.

Those were really awesome days. I remember being excited to screw around on Tuz & sleeping late as hell because I had so much fun. That sense of community is gone, which is really sad.

Breaking up with the lady tomorrow. No fucking more of this terror.

Following it up with a well deserved night of tequilla and hopefully a new pair of tits.

Make sure it's at her place & move any heavy objects out of the room you'll be delivering the bad news in.

 

[Nzoric]

Make sure it's at her place & move any heavy objects out of the room you'll be delivering the bad news in.

It's at her place and all the stuff I have lying around there is all packed in a bag - as I'm supposed to move it over to my place either way. I'm wearing my slip on shoes, so it's a quick exit. She does have some candleholders which are made of iron, but I'm having a sober day today so the reflexes should be ok.

It's weird how you amp yourself up for a break up the day before - need to get in the zone. One motion, RIGHT OFF.

 

[Ragazza]

Breaking up with the lady tomorrow. No fucking more of this terror.

Following it up with a well deserved night of tequilla and hopefully a new pair of tits.

What went wrong?

 

[icemaη]

I'm hungry.

 

[Byrone]

It's at her place and all the stuff I have lying around there is all packed in a bag - as I'm supposed to move it over to my place either way. I'm wearing my slip on shoes, so it's a quick exit. She does have some candleholders which are made of iron, but I'm having a sober day today so the reflexes should be ok.

It's weird how you amp yourself up for a break up the day before - need to get in the zone. One motion, RIGHT OFF.

You've got everything covered. I just hope you're susceptible to bambi eyes & waterworks because she will use that against you. Good luck.

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I'm hungry.

Dolphin mayo trammezini or dolphin salad nicoise.

 

[Nzoric]

What went wrong?

There is only so much crazy and teenage insecurity a guy can deal with. Ive never been tested more in my life and Ive never behaved better or treated a girl better. Im just fed up and the entire thing just feels like a battle to make her feel happy. No more.

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You've got everything covered. I just hope you're susceptible to bambi eyes & waterworks because she will use that against you. Good luck.

thanks.

Have you dealt with your crazy yet?

 

[.zero]

Morning

 

[Ragazza]

There is only so much crazy and teenage insecurity a guy can deal with. Ive never been tested more in my life and Ive never behaved better or treated a girl better. Im just fed up and the entire thing just feels like a battle to make her feel happy. No more.

Sorry to hear, yeah no point in staying with someone if it feels like a chore.

 

[Byrone]

There is only so much crazy and teenage insecurity a guy can deal with. Ive never been tested more in my life and Ive never behaved better or treated a girl better. Im just fed up and the entire thing just feels like a battle to make her feel happy. No more.

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thanks.

Have you dealt with your crazy yet?

Her time will come....

Morning

Druputa!

 

[.zero]

@Byrone So how many deviant acts did you find yourself participating in this weekend?

 

[Byrone]

@Byrone So how many deviant acts did you find yourself participating in this weekend?

Besides my finger going right through the toilet paper while I was wiping my ass? Nothing, I'm behaving.

What about you?

 

[Fr3sh]

Besides my finger going right through the toilet paper while I was wiping my ass? Nothing, I'm behaving.

I fucking hate that, specially when it's wet shit and you get shit on your fingers. @AlexJuventino