What Are You Doing Right Now? (198 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

Just drink some diet coke to heal it

Is it diet coke? Or coke zero?

 

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[Klin]

Is it diet coke? Or coke zero?

Depends if you want to get buff or not.

 

[Post Ironic]

Or not... 'tis tuff to rock girl's skinny jeans when you have thunder thighs. I suppose I'll stick with that unhealthy liquid some people call water....

I call it... the transparent death?

 

[Klin]

Them peasants think water is healthy.

 

[Post Ironic]

Dem peasants forget that water caused... wait for it... wait for it... (dramatic background music, think Ennio Morricone spaghetti western score)... The Black Death!

Alright, so maybe it didn't. But... it's still "cool story bro" worthy, regardless. Right?

 

[Klin]

Man, you have big potential here.

 

[Post Ironic]

i gots me dat potentialz

-ing under zee sheets

 

[Klin]

Do you also love to smell your own hands before you wash them after you just took a shit?

 

[Byrone]

Do you also love to smell your own hands before you wash them after you just took a shit?

[MENTION=5409]Juventino[RUS][/MENTION]

 

[Nzoric]

I love the smell of [MENTION=5409]Juventino[RUS][/MENTION] in the morning

 

[GordoDeCentral]

But that's not what you're saying, Jesé.

i'm not?

 

[Post Ironic]

Do you also love to smell your own hands before you wash them after you just took a $#@!?

I prefer waiting for a few &$&%s before washing my hands. More projection on the fragrance that way. You shake someone's hand and leave a lasting impression.

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I love the smell of [MENTION=5409]Juventino[RUS][/MENTION] in the morning

We all love the smell of [MENTION=5409]Juventino[RUS][/MENTION] in the morning. Try to be a little more unique, you Caterwauling Copenhagener.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Great weather outside, gonna hit 30 degrees. So I'm going out to enjoy the sun a bit cause it's gonna be raining the next 5-6 days.

 

[Byrone]

Great weather outside, gonna hit 30 degrees. So I'm going out to enjoy the sun a bit cause it's gonna be raining the next 5-6 days.

Public exposure.

 

[Nzoric]

We all love the smell of [MENTION=5409]Juventino[RUS][/MENTION] in the morning. Try to be a little more unique, you Caterwauling Copenhagener.

I love your confidence. Lets see how it holds up after your first visit to the Sauna.

 

[Post Ironic]

I love your confidence. Lets see how it holds up after your first visit to the Sauna.

I went to a Sauna once. Ego shattered. I turned into a wet noodle.

 

[Nzoric]

I went to a Sauna once. Ego shattered. I turned into a wet noodle.

You've never experienced the Sauna until you roll with the society. Rookie

 

[Dostoevsky]

Public exposure.

In all in tight.

great 'tar.

 

[Post Ironic]

You've never experienced the Sauna until you roll with the society. Rookie

Rookie. Do I get a cookie for being a rookie. Like. A cookie for a rookie. Can we bring fauna in the sauna? Like. A sauna for both humans and fauna. RhymeS! Does Bambi count as fauna?

Wait. Rookie. Me. The society. Alas. My life is so empty without such experience. Wrists slit, but on the backs, not the fronts. Gosh. Not much blood.

 

[Hængebøffer]

i'm not?

You talk about reality and not wikipedia when, in fact, you're the one who should view things more pragmatic and less meta.