What Are You Doing Right Now? (196 Viewers)

[Tommy]

You need to relax.

i need weed

too many projects happening here, not enough time to be there in all of them

The explosion will release the pressure and make you feel better.

Go for it.

Head of your penis hopefully. Sounds very good, congrats.

 

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[Nzoric]

I always head home with a big smile and a huge bummer after I see these guys. They are all guys who are about 8 years older than me from the refugee camp. Every time we see eachother someone else is in prison, really makes me think how different things would've been had I been older when my families started shooting at eachother.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I've always been a user.

use a pimp

 

[Martin]

use a pimp

mode d'emploi t'en as?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

mode d'emploi t'en as?

that she a pimp that she should use me?

 

[Martin]

that she a pimp that she should use me?

steps?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

pretend it's a 5 course meal

 

[Fint]

Stressed

The company I work for runs a Christmas incentive for top salesperson in the country over the holiday period and yours truly was leading it last time I checked just before Christmas. I figured I had it in the bag with the deadline date looming (two days from now), but the leader board was released today and it's neck and neck between me and some other prick. I mean it could not be closer, we're nearly on identical sales figures (with me ahead marginally).

It's the difference of making say 800 euro commission on top of regular pay for the month, in comparison to 2300 euro!

 

[Martin]

You could make a pact. Split it.

 

[piotrr]

What do you sell?

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You could make a pact. Split it.

They can't, the other guy's a prick.

 

[Fint]

there's no room for that, it's a winner takes it all kind of thing. Plus the other person works about three hundred miles away, which is a shame because I just bought a new axe

 

[Martin]

Milan shirts maybe.

 

[Fint]

What do you sell?

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They can't, the other guy's a prick.

I sell dreams

 

[piotrr]

So just buy from yourself a dream about this commission

 

[Martin]

Fint, do they come in six packs?

 

[Fint]

So just buy from yourself a dream about this commission

I sell phones, not exactly a dream job, but it pays ok and it's just until I find myself a managerial position somewhere else.

 

[Enron]

Probably 3 packs. Like expensive under shirts.

 

[Martin]

Manager of phone salesmen?

 

[Ragazza]

Stressed

The company I work for runs a Christmas incentive for top salesperson in the country over the holiday period and yours truly was leading it last time I checked just before Christmas. I figured I had it in the bag with the deadline date looming (two days from now), but the leader board was released today and it's neck and neck between me and some other prick. I mean it could not be closer, we're nearly on identical sales figures (with me ahead marginally).

It's the difference of making say 800 euro commission on top of regular pay for the month, in comparison to 2300 euro!

At least you aren't doing what I caught this bitch at my job doing - claiming sales that weren't hers as her own. And considering part of my job is inputting who sold what so the right person got their commission, I never gave her anything that I wasn't absolutely sure was hers - cue her freaking out why "her" bonus check was so small.

Thank god we don't work for commission all year round.

 

[Fint]

Manager of phone salesmen?

Retail management to be more precise