What Are You Doing Right Now? (219 Viewers)

[Enron]

wow nice one

I don't usually speed like that, but I had to take a shit and I was on a road where there is about a 20 mile stretch of no gas stations.

Last summer I got pulled over for "speeding" too. The cop was like "do you know how fast you were going", I was like "I'm 90% I was doing the speed limit or under". The cop looks around and say "Okay, you hang tight". He goes back to his car with my license and another cop pulls up. I see the cop look at the other and shake his head. He comes back and gives me my paper and a warning he says "Alright buddy, be more careful next time". Then he and his buddy floor it in the other direction. I look at my written warning and it doesn't say anything. It's just signed.


I found out later that some dude shot up his lady in some parking lot and his car was blue too.

 

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[Kate]

I don't usually speed like that, but I had to take a shit and I was on a road where there is about a 20 mile stretch of no gas stations.

Last summer I got pulled over for "speeding" too. The cop was like "do you know how fast you were going", I was like "I'm 90% I was doing the speed limit or under". The cop looks around and say "Okay, you hang tight". He goes back to his car with my license and another cop pulls up. I see the cop look at the other and shake his head. He comes back and gives me my paper and a warning he says "Alright buddy, be more careful next time". Then he and his buddy floor it in the other direction. I look at my written warning and it doesn't say anything. It's just signed.


I found out later that some dude shot up his lady in some parking lot and his car was blue too.

Damn.

 

[ZoSo]

I don't usually speed like that, but I had to take a shit and I was on a road where there is about a 20 mile stretch of no gas stations.

Last summer I got pulled over for "speeding" too. The cop was like "do you know how fast you were going", I was like "I'm 90% I was doing the speed limit or under". The cop looks around and say "Okay, you hang tight". He goes back to his car with my license and another cop pulls up. I see the cop look at the other and shake his head. He comes back and gives me my paper and a warning he says "Alright buddy, be more careful next time". Then he and his buddy floor it in the other direction. I look at my written warning and it doesn't say anything. It's just signed.


I found out later that some dude shot up his lady in some parking lot and his car was blue too.

You should have just told him you had to take a shit, it's pretty much the best excuse ever.

braindead moment here, I don't get the last part.

 

[Enron]

You should have just told him you had to take a shit, it's pretty much the best excuse ever.

braindead moment here, I don't get the last part.

It was a weird incident. I got pulled over because someone in a dark blue car shot his girlfriend in a parking lot nearby. So they pulled me over and gave me a warning for nothing, after deciding that I wasn't the guy (I also have a dark blue car).

 

[ZoSo]

I thought that was sort of what you meant but wasn't too sure

 

[Enron]

Alway go with your instinct.

 

[ZoSo]

It was mostly the blue car part

 

[.zero]

Good morning folks

 

[Enron]

It was mostly the blue car part

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yes, the 'pleasure'

It's just crap commercial electro they play like 3 times every night at commercial clubs.

Oh fuck me sideways!

Good morning folks

Ola, druseppe grossi!

My first speeding ticket was for an 87 in a 65 (mph). I was really doing between 95 and 102 (mph). But the guy got me on the radar going the opposite way. He ended up taking it down to a 66 in a 65 because we went to the same high school.

I've never been caught for speeding, cos I'm always cruising like a boss!

 

[Nzoric]

job hunting sucks ass. people want me to work my ass off for no pay, motherfuckers.

 

[.zero]

BLOOMingdales!

 

[swag]

So what is a C equivalent to in other countries? If I got a C, I would automatically fail out of my course.

I think he means C-note.

Girls have balls? Wow, you really do learn something new everyday.

Have you ever been to Bulgaria?

And say, what bet did you lose that you had to turn over your avatar to a corporate sponsor?

Or are you just whoring yourself out and I need to fine you, Bendtner Underpants Style(tm)?

It was a weird incident. I got pulled over because someone in a dark blue car shot his girlfriend in a parking lot nearby. So they pulled me over and gave me a warning for nothing, after deciding that I wasn't the guy (I also have a dark blue car).

Quick thinking on his part. But you definitely owe your friend one for shooting his girlfriend in order to get you out of it.

 

[.zero]

What about liberal use of the 'C' word?

 

[ZoSo]

Have you ever been to Bulgaria?

And say, what bet did you lose that you had to turn over your avatar to a corporate sponsor?

Or are you just whoring yourself out and I need to fine you, Bendtner Underpants Style(tm)?

Looks like it's time for you to find yourself a new dealer.

 

[Nzoric]

BLOOMingdales!

naw dawg i aint cut out for that. most likely i'll pick up a phoner job for some NGO with a good cause.

 

[.zero]

naw dawg i aint cut out for that. most likely i'll pick up a phoner job for some NGO with a good cause.

That sounds interesting.

What exactly would that entail?

 

[swag]

Looks like it's time for you to find yourself a new dealer.

Or at least one that pays me to be an advertising pawn and corporate shill.

If you're gonna sell out, you better get paid for it -- I always say.

 

[ZoSo]

Or at least one that pays me to be an advertising pawn and corporate shill.

Hey, if I was getting paid to advertise that I'd be writing 'GTA V' in smegma all over the city walls.

Not my own of course.

 

[.zero]

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