What Are You Doing Right Now? (335 Viewers)

[Fr3sh]

What are you looking for?

Anything with a decent wage really.

@Woody

Everything is gonna work out fine akhee

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

Breasts -> Spiderman -> breasts. Yep, that sounds like a young boy's thought pattern.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Breasts -> Spiderman -> breasts. Yep, that sounds like a young boy's thought pattern.

At least he's still at second base

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Anything with a decent wage really.

@Woody

Everything is gonna work out fine akhee

I need Kate or byrone to tell me what to do with the kid though

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That's fucking hilarious, Woody!

 

[swag]

At least he's still at second base

I think it's more than his spider sense that's tingling.

 

[Kate]

At least he's still at second base

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I need Kate or byrone to tell me what to do with the kid though

Woody, that's hilarious. Don't do anything, just let him know that you know. Something like "So, did Kaka kiss his wife lately?" over dinner.

 

[ALC]

I wouldn't say anything. No need to embarrass the poor kid.

 

[Bezzy]

@woody

queensday was very perfect in Amsterdam

 

[IliveForJuve]

I will never smoke weed with my sister again, she's so fucking retarded! I almost got caught by my parents.

 

[ReBeL]

Making the last arrangements to fly to Turkey...

 

[ALC]

I will never smoke weed with my sister again, she's so fucking retarded! I almost got caught by my parents.

What she do?

 

[WΏΏdy?]

That's $#@!ing hilarious, Woody!

He's still at google images though, good thing i keep my mozilla password protected, if he got onto that the history saved in there would have blown his mind along with some other parts

I think it's more than his spider sense that's tingling.

Woody, that's hilarious. Don't do anything, just let him know that you know. Something like "So, did Kaka kiss his wife lately?" over dinner.

Nice! M gonna hide a camera and record his reaction to that, probably give him that 10 years from now in front of all his friends or his girl

I wouldn't say anything. No need to embarrass the poor kid.

I'd have to give him a reason as to why i wont allow him on to surf on the internet anymore

 

[IliveForJuve]

What she do?

My parents got home and we were just done smoking weed. She went to bed and my mother went to her room just to say goodnight, when my mom was giving her a kiss on the cheek she smelled smoke from her breath... And she asked my sister if she was smoking cigarettes, she said yes, and then she asked her if I smoked with her, she said yes (what a fucking cunt she was for saying that). She didn't need to tell her that! Why couldn't she blame herself alone? I got lucky my parents don't know what weed smells like but still... They are really disappointed now as they think I made her smoke.

 

[ALC]

My parents got home and we were just done smoking weed. She went to bed and my mother went to her room just to say goodnight, when my mom was giving her a kiss on the cheek she smelled smoke from her breath... And she asked my sister if she was smoking cigarettes, she said yes, and then she asked her if I smoked with her, she said yes (what a fucking cunt she was for saying that). She didn't need to tell her that! Why couldn't she blame herself alone? I got lucky my parents don't know what weed smells like but still... They are really disappointed now as they think I made her smoke.

Yeah, she probably panicked.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Shouldn't be allowed to talk to my girlfriend when i've been drinking. Some dude got murdered in her city and she's upset about it, I think i've upset her by my disinterest and lack of egotism.

 

[swag]

Woody, that's hilarious. Don't do anything, just let him know that you know. Something like "So, did Kaka kiss his wife lately?" over dinner.

^^^^ This.

Shouldn't be allowed to talk to my girlfriend when i've been drinking. Some dude got murdered in her city and she's upset about it, I think i've upset her by my disinterest and lack of egotism.

You need a breathalyzer app on your mobile. Blood alcohol > 0.08%, and all calls to your girlfriend are cut off.

Women don't like guys' nonchalant "Whaa? It happens all the time" responses.

Spoken by a repeat offender. (But not anymore.)

 

[Ford Prefect]

You need a breathalyzer app on your mobile. Blood alcohol > 0.08%, and all calls to your girlfriend are cut off.

Women don't like guys' nonchalant "Whaa? It happens all the time" responses.

Spoken by a repeat offender. (But not anymore.)

aye, but what else is there to say but "yep, he's probably going to kill you too"...anyone with a rational mind wouldn't feel threatened by another person being murdered unless they match the profile, are involved in the same crime or have upset someone....or live in a tyranical auto/theocracy / America.

 

[Noodle]

I wouldn't say anything. No need to embarrass the poor kid.

This this this. Seriously Woody, 8-year-old Raman can relate to that kid.

 

[swag]

aye, but what else is there to say but "yep, he's probably going to kill you too"...anyone with a rational mind wouldn't feel threatened by another person being murdered unless they match the profile, are involved in the same crime or have upset someone....or live in a tyranical auto/theocracy / America.

Emotional reactions unfortunately don't respond to logic, I'm afraid. You can tell them that the mainstream media reports on body counts all the time that have irrelevance to most people's lives other than to make them feel they are always at threat. But you'll lose that argument.

This is why smart people have it so hard to get elected in this country. You can't tell people how immigrants are the foundation of America when their lizard brains believe they are armed to the teeth and only here to kill white people.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Emotional reactions unfortunately don't respond to logic, I'm afraid. You can tell them that the mainstream media reports on body counts all the time that have irrelevance to most people's lives other than to make them feel they are always at threat. But you'll lose that argument.

I actually sent her a segment of doug stanhope talking about fear in the media and she's chilled out now. Apparently if I say something it holds no credence, but if a stand up comic says it then it makes sense.