ßüякε;1879553 said:
Dude, you are nine feet tall, you have to eat twice your body weight in coffee beans to survive. Like a human elephant.
Which explains why I scratch my bare ass on tree bark.
yeah you never had gino's
My neighbor, a longtime resident of Beverly, has an annual bet with a coworker where the winner gets frozen Giordano's shipped to them. If I have to sign for it when he isn't around, I get to keep a bounty.
Of course, I have frozen Gilardinos shipped to me directly, which explains Alberto's head in my freezer.
ßüякε;1879555 said:
But they are so expensive, like 7 bucks for one, you can get 3 Tombstones for that.
Yeah, and I can eat the cardboard they're served on at $1 a pie. Not sure of the point here, Holmes. Pizza is like hookers: you pay a little more up-front and it's good going down, otherwise the next day there will be hell to pay.

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