Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
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I got a zit on my forehead out of the blue, only no one realised it was a zit and everyone kept asking me all day why I was wearing a bindi (even my own mother) and kept bowing to me and telling me "sita ram." :lol: Well at least that's a first. I dunno how many other people can boast of having a pretty zit. :p :lol:
 

Salvo

J
Moderator
Dec 17, 2007
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Ok so this friend of a friend decided he would go down on his girl with skittles in his mouth, while tasting the rainbow he tried to chew a skittle and realised hmm this doesn't feel or taste like a skittle. He then took it out of his mouth to realise it was actually a vaginal wart. Top it
 

ZoSo

Senior Member
Jul 11, 2011
41,656
Ok so this friend of a friend decided he would go down on his girl with skittles in his mouth, while tasting the rainbow he tried to chew a skittle and realised hmm this doesn't feel or taste like a skittle. He then took it out of his mouth to realise it was actually a vaginal wart. Top it
:lol: I've heard that before...herpes ball :inter:
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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Ok so this friend of a friend decided he would go down on his girl with skittles in his mouth, while tasting the rainbow he tried to chew a skittle and realised hmm this doesn't feel or taste like a skittle. He then took it out of his mouth to realise it was actually a vaginal wart. Top it
Bah. It doesn't even involve dog poop, ass-to-mouth, yeast infections, and anal gaping. :disagree:
 

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