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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,776
Thanksgiving is the most awesomest American holiday. I don't know how much people in the rest of the world know this. It's like the one great holiday Americans haven't figured out how to completely fuck up yet.

It's about food and eating a lot and drinking with friends and family and appreciating what you've got in life. Doesn't matter the color of your skin, the gods you do or don't worship. None of that matters. You don't have to buy people gifts and get retailers whoring themselves out with peer pressure about buying their crap to give to others. There's no greeting card obligations. No religious obligations. You get two days off of work or school. You get football on TV -- and not that faggy college football shit either. No ridiculous songs that drive you nuts. No bizarre pagan rituals involving eggs and rabbits for no sane reason.

It really is the perfect holiday in this country.
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,535
Thanksgiving is the most awesomest American holiday. I don't know how much people in the rest of the world know this. It's like the one great holiday Americans haven't figured out how to completely fuck up yet.

It's about food and eating a lot and drinking with friends and family and appreciating what you've got in life. Doesn't matter the color of your skin, the gods you do or don't worship. None of that matters. You don't have to buy people gifts and get retailers whoring themselves out with peer pressure about buying their crap to give to others. There's no greeting card obligations. No religious obligations. You get two days off of work or school. You get football on TV -- and not that faggy college football shit either. No ridiculous songs that drive you nuts. No bizarre pagan rituals involving eggs and rabbits for no sane reason.

It really is the perfect holiday in this country.
I got a whole week off :weee:
 

Hust

Senior Member
Hustini
May 29, 2005
93,703
Thanksgiving is the most awesomest American holiday. I don't know how much people in the rest of the world know this. It's like the one great holiday Americans haven't figured out how to completely fuck up yet.

It's about food and eating a lot and drinking with friends and family and appreciating what you've got in life. Doesn't matter the color of your skin, the gods you do or don't worship. None of that matters. You don't have to buy people gifts and get retailers whoring themselves out with peer pressure about buying their crap to give to others. There's no greeting card obligations. No religious obligations. You get two days off of work or school. You get football on TV -- and not that faggy college football shit either. No ridiculous songs that drive you nuts. No bizarre pagan rituals involving eggs and rabbits for no sane reason.

It really is the perfect holiday in this country.
I work retail, so I will be slaving for Black Friday. :sergio:
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,830
Thanksgiving is the most awesomest American holiday. I don't know how much people in the rest of the world know this. It's like the one great holiday Americans haven't figured out how to completely fuck up yet.

It's about food and eating a lot and drinking with friends and family and appreciating what you've got in life. Doesn't matter the color of your skin, the gods you do or don't worship. None of that matters. You don't have to buy people gifts and get retailers whoring themselves out with peer pressure about buying their crap to give to others. There's no greeting card obligations. No religious obligations. You get two days off of work or school. You get football on TV -- and not that faggy college football shit either. No ridiculous songs that drive you nuts. No bizarre pagan rituals involving eggs and rabbits for no sane reason.

It really is the perfect holiday in this country.

yep :tup: by far may favorite holiday
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
Thanksgiving is the most awesomest American holiday. I don't know how much people in the rest of the world know this. It's like the one great holiday Americans haven't figured out how to completely fuck up yet.

It's about food and eating a lot and drinking with friends and family and appreciating what you've got in life. Doesn't matter the color of your skin, the gods you do or don't worship. None of that matters. You don't have to buy people gifts and get retailers whoring themselves out with peer pressure about buying their crap to give to others. There's no greeting card obligations. No religious obligations. You get two days off of work or school. You get football on TV -- and not that faggy college football shit either. No ridiculous songs that drive you nuts. No bizarre pagan rituals involving eggs and rabbits for no sane reason.

It really is the perfect holiday in this country.
I wish I could see it that way, but it truly is one of my least favourites. All of the others are very private affairs in my family, just the immediate people we care about. Thanksgiving, on the other hand, involves everyone we don't speak to for a very good reason, and lots of people giving long and tiresome speeches about what they're thankful for. Just really not my thing.
 

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