What Are You Doing Right Now? (169 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Woke up an hour ago, but still lying in bed cos I'm lazy!

yo matti!
sooo . after getting not even like 4 hours of sleep in 48 hours .. I had the most incredible sleep of my LIFEEEE last night
check this. Slept from 630 pm to 650 am OMGADDD it was amazing

I'm so happy for you!

 

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[Kate]

Was woken up today by my neighbor yelling at her dogs. This is what I call an optimist. "Who did that? Baaad!" I'm pretty sure you could grunt in the same tone of voice and the dogs would understand the same amount. This whole fantasy of dogs being intelligent is a complete anthropomorphic projection.

I don't know, mine was pretty smart about things like that. She once ate 2 six packs of blueberry bagels off of the counter when we were out; when we came home, instead of running to the door as she always did, she was nowhere to be seen. My mum said "Uh oh, what'd you do?" and she just walked slowly downstairs with her head down and sat in front of my mother with the saddest face. They know

 

[Martin]

I don't know, mine was pretty smart about things like that. She once ate 2 six packs of blueberry bagels off of the counter when we were out; when we came home, instead of running to the door as she always did, she was nowhere to be seen. My mum said "Uh oh, what'd you do?" and she just walked slowly downstairs with her head down and sat in front of my mother with the saddest face. They know

They know what?

 

[Kate]

They know what?

Things we can't possibly imagine.

 

[Raz]

They know what?

Secrets of the universe. Too bad they can't talk.

 

[Martin]

Things we can't possibly imagine.

Huh? How do you know that then?

 

[Kate]

Huh? How do you know that then?

You're making too big a deal of this, Martin.

 

[Bezzy]

hello Kate
:depressed

 

[Dostoevsky]

We're not going to ask why are you depressed.

 

[Bezzy]

We're not going to ask why are you depressed.

Don't need to

 

[Kate]

I think she's trying to be "mean" to me.

 

[Bezzy]

no I just wanted to say hello and find it depressing that we haven't talked lately

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Hi guys.



















I just want to say I'm happy because I haven't talked to Janna in a while.

 

[IrishZebra]

Was woken up today by my neighbor yelling at her dogs. This is what I call an optimist. "Who did that? Baaad!" I'm pretty sure you could grunt in the same tone of voice and the dogs would understand the same amount. This whole fantasy of dogs being intelligent is a complete anthropomorphic projection.

Interesting you say that considering dogs have been observed to be able to interpret up to 100 words or phrases and retain them throughout their lives...

Stop hating on the doggies

Just back from a blood test :/

 

[Bezzy]

Hi guys.



















I just want to say I'm happy because I haven't talked to Janna in a while.

Sheik why are you so mean

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Dan to the rescue!

@Janna: Because I hate you!

..and cos you don't use question marks when typing a question.

 

[IrishZebra]

He's using my advice and acting cold toward you in order to seduce you.

 

[Martin]

Interesting you say that considering dogs have been observed to be able to interpret up to 100 words or phrases and retain them throughout their lives...

100 words, you see that is a lot more concrete than "they are intelligent". But it's a very low measure of intelligence. If you had a son and I told you he could only learn 100 words over his lifetime you'd be a little sad.

Stop hating on the doggies

If you tell me which of the 100 I can use to say "stfu and stop barking you imbecile" then I will.

Just back from a blood test :/

Everything good?

 

[Bezzy]

fine Sheik I hate you too then!
and please never talk to me again

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He's using my advice and acting cold toward you in order to seduce you.

I am. But not on Janna. I have plain and simple hatred for her.

If you tell me which of the 100 I can use to say "stfu and stop barking you imbecile" then I will.