Okay, well I believe that Jesus Christ was a gay black man really named Joshua, and he sucked and fucked his way across the Middle East where he was then taken up in a space ship by a guy named Mohammed and they fucked and fucked and fucked until there was no fucking left and Mohammed left and Jesus was sad but he was the first man to give birth, and he gave birth to another Mohammed, the one the Mooslimers talk about, and I believe, since I'm allowed to believe what I want, that he looks like this: