Remember Swag's Rule of International Cups: He Who Shows in a Big Production Nike Ad Will Not Show Up.
Let's see our running tally thus far this year for Nike's "Write the Future" ad:
Drogba: nice cast, Mr. Anonymous
Cannavaro: gag me against NZ
Ribery: team implosion and individual suckdom
Rooney: get ready for that trailer park, Holmes
Ronaldinho: Who? Where? Hope you're getting good TV reception for this WC
Ronaldo: last seen scoring an international goal in 2008
Let the choking continue...
Let's see our running tally thus far this year for Nike's "Write the Future" ad:
Drogba: nice cast, Mr. Anonymous
Cannavaro: gag me against NZ
Ribery: team implosion and individual suckdom
Rooney: get ready for that trailer park, Holmes
Ronaldinho: Who? Where? Hope you're getting good TV reception for this WC
Ronaldo: last seen scoring an international goal in 2008
Let the choking continue...
