Utterly Bizzarre Moaning Presents............ (2 Viewers)
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Pecman and the Contract
Scene 2
Welcome to FC Bangawhore,located in Cuntilunia,they are the most famous "bi-curios,strap-on wielding,creampieiest" women's football club in the world. it is close season and the members of the clubs back room staff are working double time to ensure the squad is fit for the new season,while working diligently to strengthen the playing squad.
Team Manager Alen is in the massage room,talking to team masseuse Hoori
Alen-"Hoori,i was wondering if you could take a look at something for me,i have this muscle...and well,it's a bit flacid,it.."
Hoori-"sorry Alen,players only"
Alen-"yeah i know its against the rules but you see its just up at the top of my thigh. it got really stiff and popped,since then i have been unable to do anything with it.i think the blood has stopped flowing to it"
Hoori-"sorry Alen,but i have 2 girls lying on the treatment table that need a good working over"
Alen-"its just really limp,my wife gave it a bash but that just caused it to go even more dead"
Hoori-"why dont you try Dr Osman,he could firm up you muscle in no time"
Alen-"somehow i doubt it"
meanwhile transfer guru Dusan is discussing contract details with a prospective new player
Dusan-"welcome to FC Bangawhore Carmen Luvanna,quick,check out my pecs while i type on my computer"
Carmen-"em..ok....do you always make your pecs bounce up and down?"
Dusan-"yes,i find it makes living life worthwhile,would you prefer if i put on my shirt?"
carmen-"no its fine,but you think you could..."
Dusan-"quick,check out my pecs while i life up this contract"
Carmen-"listen i want to play here,my agent worked out teh contract details with your superspy"
Dusan-"ah my deep undercover transfer magician....he blends seamlessly into the background,working sometimes for years on transfers for me..i can only call him BD"
carmen-"so can i sign the contract?"
Dusan-ok...but first you have to have sex with me"
Carmen-"what,you can't be serious?"
Dusan-" check out my pecs...they are always serious"
Carmen-"do all your players have to sleep with you?"
Dusan-"yes....but they only ever do it once"
Carmen quickly gets to work,unzipping Dusan and dropping his trousers to the ground
Dusan-"oh yeah baby,work it for Dusan"
Carmen strips off and lowers herself onto Dusan
Dusan-"check out your tits,they are almost as nice as my pecs"
Carmen arcs her body back and grinds down
Dusan-"look....look at how .....my pecs look when my...my..my penis is inside you....."
carmen manoeuvres herself off and quickly finishes Dusan off,taking a load in the face
Dusan-"Was that as good for you as it was for me?"
Carmen-"what the fuck are you talk..."
Dusan-"sorry love,i was talking to my pecs."
PDr and the snake
Scene 3
Welcome to FC Bangawhore,located in Cuntilunia,they are the most famous "bi-curios,strap-on wielding,creampieiest" women's football club in the world. it is close season and the members of the clubs back room staff are working double time to ensure the squad is fit for the new season,while working diligently to strengthen the playing squad.
in the doctors room,Dr Osman is putting squad member Kayden Kross through her paces,she is pounding the treadmill....well..not literally,that would be impossible...anyway she is sweating right through her white cotton T-shirt
Kayden_"Dr...are you aroused?"
Osman-"what do you mean,just because your breasts are bouncing up and down seductively,hot and wet....whay would that arouse me"
Kayden-well...it just that you are standing at a 45 degree angle...kind of like your massive cock has went down your trouser leg and left your left foot 8 inches off the ground"
Osman-"god its hot in here"
Kayden-"why don't you take off that cardigan?"
Osman-"no,Dr patient relations are strictly forbidden,besides i could impregnate you from the next room if i wanted"
kayden-"come on,i want to see your python sized penis?"
Kayden pulls off her top and walks over to the treatment table,slips off her shirts and pushes her naked ass in the air
Osman-good lordy"
Osman lift his leg up onto the table.....and his penis grows....and grows..it slithers past jis foot and enters Kayden
Kayden-"oh yes...oh yes"
Osmans massive cock keeps growing,going deeper and deeper inside
Kayden-"oh yes...oh yes"
Kayden-"oh yes...oh yes"Kayden-"oh yes...oh yes"Kayden-"oh yes...oh yes"Kayden-"oh yes...oh yes"Kayden-"oh yes...oh yes"
CLUNK
Osmans giant penis pops through kaydens skull
Osman-"oh god,oh dear god...."
just then Dusan walks through the door
Dusan-"hey Dr,do you have a mirror? i have a sandwich and i can't check out my pecs while i eat a sandwi......FUCK"
Osman-"i am sorry man,she was just so sexy"
Dusan-"fuck Osman...thats the third player this week"
