Utterly Bizzarre Moaning Presents............ (1 Viewer)

Bozi

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Oct 18, 2005
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Pinkieman Loves Milf​

Scene 1

Welcome to FC Bangawhore,located in Cuntilunia,they are the most famous "bi-curios,strap-on wielding,creampieiest" women's football club in the world. it is close season and the members of the clubs back room staff are working double time to ensure the squad is fit for the new season,while working diligently to strengthen the playing squad.

we catch up with Sheik,in a webcam conversation with a young friend-
Sheik-"I don't understand what your problem is"
Fred-"well,I mean i want to get married,but i am worried. i have never allowed myself to see a penis,i am always afraid i miht like what it looks like...i..i am just too afraid to ask"
Sheik-i see your problem mate...and well,i am a good friend. here what i will do is show you mines"
Fred-"whoah dude,i aint sure...."
Sheik-"no worries,ok just...lets never talk about this"
Sheik stands up and whips down his trousers
Sheik-"there,now do you like penises or not?"
Fred-" god knows,but i could murder some chocolate buttons right now"
suddenly the door opens and in steps midfield dynamo Priya Rai
Priya-"hey Mr Yerbouti i was wondering if you could rerout my....oh"
Sheil-"ohhh em...sorry...i will....em...just pull these up.."
Priya-"no...leave them down...!
Priya Rai walk over and jumps on Sheiks desk, spreads her legs over the edges and gives Sheik a look
Priya-"now boy....lets see what you can do with this"
Sheik immediately gets to work,running his fingers up the inside of Priya Rai's legs
Fred-"emm.....guys........"
Priya throws her head back,giving the watching Fred full view of what is happening
Priya-"oh my god Sheik.....you are kinky as fuck,using your pinkie that way"
Sheik-Finished
Priya-"what the fuck?you fucked it up man,wheres the jizz on my face?"
Fred-"fuck me,this shit is going on YouTube"
Priya Rai grabs Sheiks hand and handcuffs him to the drawer
Sheik-"what the fuck?"
Priya Rai quickly wraps a rubber band round Sheiks ball...and maybe penis..its kinda hard to tell from here,and pulls a knife on them
Priya-"now...you are gonna let me handcuff your other hand"
Sheik-"ok....just dont take my balls...and....do you have my cock in there to?"
Priya-"god knows,hard to tell from this angle"
Priya Rai handcuffs him and pull out her bag of toys
Priya-"ok then Sheik...is it the Strap-on Sally,or the Big Ball Bethany rectum crusher??i think Big Balls"
Just them general manager Alen knocks on the door
Alen-Priya,are you in there?get your ass on the training field,i need you to start tossing balls into the box"
Priya-"be there in a minute,just getting in some long deep ball practice now"
Priya gets out her gag and puts it in Sheiks mouth
Priya-"there you go boy,dont want you biting your tongue off now do we?"
Fred-"dear god,turn it off,tun it off"
 

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Bozi

Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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  • Thread Starter #7
    i have at least 2 more scenes imagined out,and a catchphrase for Dusan,i got pretty wasted watching Hearts win 4-0 todaya nd went for an hours sleep...i ended up grabbing a pad and pen coz i kept getting funny ideas for this

    that has never happened before
     

    Martin

    Senior Member
    Dec 31, 2000
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    #12
    i have at least 2 more scenes imagined out,and a catchphrase for Dusan,i got pretty wasted watching Hearts win 4-0 todaya nd went for an hours sleep...i ended up grabbing a pad and pen coz i kept getting funny ideas for this

    that has never happened before
    you bleed for your art huh
     

    Bisco

    Senior Member
    Nov 21, 2005
    14,418
    #13
    :lol: :lol: :lol: brilliant stuff boz!!!!!!!!!! sorry i missed giving u a name ( was going with julia ann to be honest but priya aint bad at all!!) p.s next time hit me with a pm and i will reply sooner.
     

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