FACT: Republicans suck.
I went to school (a Catholic school) with a lot of conservative bible-thumping republicans, and I know for a fact that they suck.
Hell, I got head from one of the afore-mentioned girls 3 times.
She also was called the "Drive-Through" by the local high school boys, and she refused to fuck in the pussy because it was against her religion, didn't stop my best friend from nutting in her face after fucking her in her ass.

Republicans are okay in my book.