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Bjerknes

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Tim Howard - He saved our asses several times and was commanding as usual. 8

Cherundolo - Wasn't his usual self. Looked sloppy and made some pretty petty mistakes that got him sent off. I wish Spector could take over for him. 4.5

Onyewu - Was okay at times but made some mistakes periodically. 5.5

Bocanegra - Made mistakes defensively (like usual) but ended up with a crucial goal. He just doesn't have the talent to be a true defensive leader or stopper. 6

Pearce - Made a lot of mistakes at the back and didn't look himself going forward. 5

Donovan - Lost the ball a lot, something no characteristic even of his pansy ass. He's played better before despite being a pussy. 5

Bradley - Made some good runs and tackles, but he can play better. Lets hope he has learned from his Beijing experience and doesn't waste time any longer. 5.5

Mastroeni - Was pretty much his normal self. Good tackles but didn't add anything going forward. 5.5

Lewis - Why is this guy playing again? He's too old FFS and past it. Hope his injury isn't serious though. 5

Dempsey - Didn't do much really. Looked out of place. I think there was a span of 20 minutes in the second half where he didn't even touch the ball. Come back into midfield then you dunce. 5

Brian Ching - Where do I start? This guy is one of the biggest shit slingers I've ever seen on our team. He has no skills, no ability, yet the dumbass commentators say he did a good job "defensively" and he still manages to start. When the commentators say that, you know you have a shitty striker on your hands. Get the fuck out and don't come back, please. 4

Bob Bradley - You were very lucky. You make ridiculous decisions for our team. Where is Cooper? Where are all the other players who are better than Ching and the like? Get your act together or I'm starting a petition. 4
 

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Bjerknes

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Here is the squad for the matches against Cuba and T&T:

Beasley, DaMarcusM5'81455/24/198278/15Ft. Wayne, Ind.Glasgow Rangers (Scotland)
Bocanegra, CarlosD6'01705/25/197959/10Alta Loma, Calif.Rennes (France)
Bradley, MichaelM6’2”1757/31/198722/2Cedar Grove, N.J.SC Heerenveen (Holland)
Califf, DannyD6'11753/17/198020/1Orange, Calif.FC Midtjylland (Denmark)
Cherundolo, SteveD5'61452/19/197949/2San Diego, Calif.Hannover 96 (Germany)
Ching, BrianF6’1”1955/24/197828/7Haleiwa, HawaiiHouston Dynamo (MLS)
Clark, RicardoM5’10”1505/10/198314/1Jonesboro, Ga.Houston Dynamo (MLS)
Dempsey, ClintF6’1”1703/9/198343/11Nacogdoches, TexasFulham FC (England)
Donovan, LandonF5'81483/4/1982102/36Redlands, Calif.Los Angeles Galaxy (MLS)
Edu, MauriceM6’0”1704/18/19868/0Fontana, Calif.Glasgow Rangers (Scotland)
Guzan, BradGK6’4”2109/9/19849/0Homer Glen, Ill.Aston Villa (England)
Hejduk, FrankieD5'81558/5/197479/6Cardiff, Calif.Columbus Crew (MLS)
Howard, TimGK6’3”2103/6/197932/0North Brunswick, N.J.Everton FC (England)
Johnson, EddieF6’0”1803/31/198436/12Palm Coast, Fla.Cardiff City (Wales)
Kljestan, SachaM6’1”1509/9/1985Jul-00Huntington Beach, Calif.Chivas USA (MLS)
Lewis, EddieM5'101555/17/197481/10Cerritos, Calif.Los Angeles Galaxy (MLS)
Onyewu, OguchiD6’4” 2105/13/198235/4Olney, Md.Standard de Liege (Belgium)
Orozco, MichaelD5’11”1602/7/19860/0Orange, Calif.San Luis (Mexico)
Pearce, HeathD5’10”1758/13/198417/0Modesto, Calif.Hansa Rostock (Germany)
Wynne, MarvellD5’9”1715/8/19861/0Poway, Calif.Toronto FC (MLS

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You see, this is why Bob Bradley needs to be fired. Where the FUCK is Adu and Altidore? Where the FUCK is Kenny Cooper? Instead we're stuck with this damn hack Brian Ching and oldie Eddie Lewis. For Christ's sake, drop these guys once and for all and bring in the true talented players.

Adu and Altidore are playing with new teams? So what... so is Edu yet you still called him up (at least you got one thing right Bob). Just resign already or call up the right friggin' players you dumbass.
 
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    I didn't know Edu went to Rangers. But yeah that's a weak line up.
     

    Bjerknes

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    Edu to Rangers is good as long as he can get some playing time. I think he's good enough but we'll see.

    And that squad Bradley picked is just the same damn bullshit like usual. Same players and same dunderheads who never had the talent to be in the team. He even called up that dunce Orozco that cost us in Beijing.

    What should be is this:

    Howard

    Cherundolo - Onyewu - Califf - Pearce

    Kljestan/Dempsey - Bradley - Edu

    Donovan

    Altidore/Cooper - Adu


    Or Cooper and Altidore up top. I'm fed up with no goals Jonhsonbrats and No Fortune Cookie Ching.
     

    Bjerknes

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    Because Bob Bradley obviously hates black people and doesnt want many of them on the squad. That's why he never calls up Altidore and Adu...
     

    Bjerknes

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    Bradley doesn't understand why a white guy can rap, so he thinks it's one of those blackies making Clint talk like that through mind control...
     

    Eddy

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    So I watched the Hartford college soccer team play 3 days ago. I must say, they pretty much sucked, except for this one dude who was 199cm tall and he kept taking those biches down.
     

    Bjerknes

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    Joe Public just owned New England in the Concacaf CL. 4-0 away, and 6-1 on aggregate.
    I saw that. Even though it didn't seem like New England cared, that's still absolutely pathetic.

    So I watched the Hartford college soccer team play 3 days ago. I must say, they pretty much sucked, except for this one dude who was 199cm tall and he kept taking those biches down.
    I don't think Hartford has much of a program. Even the best college soccer teams in the nation you'd probably not really think much of.
     

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