Tomas Rincon - CM - Genoa (14 Viewers)

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Akshen

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Aug 27, 2010
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I have no idea what to think about this signing, yet again we are blocking place in our squad with mediocre player. Hopefully he will turn good.
 

dolph

Senior Member
Mar 30, 2006
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I don't even care about this moron. This forum has taken a nosedive this season. It's like selling Pogba completely broke certain members and turned them into the most pathetic whiny bitches imaginable.

And then they go on and on about how we are stifling discussion and criticism as though they are providing intelligent, rational, constructive critiques meant to foster engaging discussion, instead of the repetitive, cringeworthy, crying over every little thing Juve-related.

It's like they never learn. Last season, at Christmas: our mercato was utter disaster, Allegri should have been fired in by Christmas, Pogba was playing like utter $#@! and we should have sold him because no one would even pay 50mil for him at this point. We're not even top of the table in Serie A. Our cycle of dominance in Serie A is over. And so on.

The season before... By Christmas: we bought no one, we lost Conte, we hired the worst coach in history in Allegri. Vidal sucks balls now, and we should have sold him to ManU while he was still worth something. We are the most embarrassing club in Europe, an utter embarrassment in CL, we only use pussy tactics, we had to sc$#@! a 0-0 home draw against Atletico to even get to knockouts. We lost to pathetic Napoli in SuperCoppa!

But this season. 17 rounds in, with a 7 point advantage in Serie A (our extra game is against Crotone), we have 42 points in Serie A, our highest total at this point in a season under Allegri (Conte only had more once), we topped our CL group by 3 points, had a +9 goal differential, and only allowed 2 goals in 6 matches.

Apparently though, this is utter $#@!, every decent team makes us their bitch, Allegri plays pathetic pussy tactics, Marotta only buys $#@! players for over-priced fees and sells all our best players for peanuts, Pjanic should be sold next summer for sure because he is a "net negative" on the pitch :rofl:, Khedira should be sold, Alves sucked for us before his injury, Mandzu should be sold to China if any decent offer arrives, Allegri is destroying Dybala, etc etc etc.

Oh well. That's why I have no time for this place. Our forum reads like an Inter forum. It's pathetic and it's not even fun anymore.
So let me get the rules of being a Tux member, that I learned from Zach, Il Brutto and yourself the last couple of days:

1: You are not allowed to discuss or critize our performances, style of play or the coaches tactics. You should just look at the table, sit back and enjoy the fantastic orgasmic Stu, Mandzu, Khedira Combo

2: You are not allowed to discuss or criticize management, because they are always wright, and can do no wrong. Therefore when Beppe uses a year talking about how it is difficult to improve this Juve team, and then brings in Rincon to strenghten our midfield, you should be happy that he finally brought in the warrior that we needed, in the knowledge that we would throw away the season if we did not get this valuable addition

3: You are not allowed to discuss selling one of our players, as this is disloyal to the player and the club. You can therefore not discuss selling Mandzu for 35 mio, and if you do you should agree that selling is a bad idea, otherwise you are a ungratefull plastic fan who knows nothing about the clubs history.

4: if a newspaper brings a story about the coach being replaced this summer, you cant discuss it. You are not allowed to express admiration for other coaches. This makes you a disloyal fuck, that should shut the fuck up and hail Euro Max. If you think that Pep is a good coach, you are the biggest antijuventino of them all, because afterall fuck him and his 7 domestic titles, 2 CL etc. He was just lucky that Xavi, Messi, Iniesta was there to save his clueless and naive tactics.

5: You are supposed to write long whinny posts, about how other members are whinny bitches, if they dont comply with the first 4 rules.
 

Gep

The Guv'nor
Jun 12, 2005
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So let me get the rules of being a Tux member, that I learned from Zach, Il Brutto and yourself the last couple of days:

1: You are not allowed to discuss or critize our performances, style of play or the coaches tactics. You should just look at the table, sit back and enjoy the fantastic orgasmic Stu, Mandzu, Khedira Combo

2: You are not allowed to discuss or criticize management, because they are always wright, and can do no wrong. Therefore when Beppe uses a year talking about how it is difficult to improve this Juve team, and then brings in Rincon to strenghten our midfield, you should be happy that he finally brought in the warrior that we needed, in the knowledge that we would throw away the season if we did not get this valuable addition

3: You are not allowed to discuss selling one of our players, as this is disloyal to the player and the club. You can therefore not discuss selling Mandzu for 35 mio, and if you do you should agree that selling is a bad idea, otherwise you are a ungratefull plastic fan who knows nothing about the clubs history.

4: if a newspaper brings a story about the coach being replaced this summer, you cant discuss it. You are not allowed to express admiration for other coaches. This makes you a disloyal $#@!, that should shut the $#@! up and hail Euro Max. If you think that Pep is a good coach, you are the biggest antijuventino of them all, because afterall $#@! him and his 7 domestic titles, 2 CL etc. He was just lucky that Xavi, Messi, Iniesta was there to save his clueless and naive tactics.

5: You are supposed to write long whinny posts, about how other members are whinny bitches, if they dont comply with the first 4 rules.
Pretty much. Enjoy your adventure fella.
 

Xperd

Allegrophobic Infidel
Jun 1, 2012
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Technically way better than Sturaro and considering we're sending Hernanes the other way, this deal sounds even better. He would start in our midfield at this point tbh. Him over Sturaro any day. Maybe even Khedira considering how woeful he's been.

Not like we're paying €50M for him ffs. This is a very good cheap squad filler signing.
 
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