So let me get the rules of being a Tux member, that I learned from Zach, Il Brutto and yourself the last couple of days:
1: You are not allowed to discuss or critize our performances, style of play or the coaches tactics. You should just look at the table, sit back and enjoy the fantastic orgasmic Stu, Mandzu, Khedira Combo
2: You are not allowed to discuss or criticize management, because they are always wright, and can do no wrong. Therefore when Beppe uses a year talking about how it is difficult to improve this Juve team, and then brings in Rincon to strenghten our midfield, you should be happy that he finally brought in the warrior that we needed, in the knowledge that we would throw away the season if we did not get this valuable addition
3: You are not allowed to discuss selling one of our players, as this is disloyal to the player and the club. You can therefore not discuss selling Mandzu for 35 mio, and if you do you should agree that selling is a bad idea, otherwise you are a ungratefull plastic fan who knows nothing about the clubs history.
4: if a newspaper brings a story about the coach being replaced this summer, you cant discuss it. You are not allowed to express admiration for other coaches. This makes you a disloyal $#@!, that should shut the $#@! up and hail Euro Max. If you think that Pep is a good coach, you are the biggest antijuventino of them all, because afterall $#@! him and his 7 domestic titles, 2 CL etc. He was just lucky that Xavi, Messi, Iniesta was there to save his clueless and naive tactics.
5: You are supposed to write long whinny posts, about how other members are whinny bitches, if they dont comply with the first 4 rules.
1: You are not allowed to discuss or critize our performances, style of play or the coaches tactics. You should just look at the table, sit back and enjoy the fantastic orgasmic Stu, Mandzu, Khedira Combo
2: You are not allowed to discuss or criticize management, because they are always wright, and can do no wrong. Therefore when Beppe uses a year talking about how it is difficult to improve this Juve team, and then brings in Rincon to strenghten our midfield, you should be happy that he finally brought in the warrior that we needed, in the knowledge that we would throw away the season if we did not get this valuable addition
3: You are not allowed to discuss selling one of our players, as this is disloyal to the player and the club. You can therefore not discuss selling Mandzu for 35 mio, and if you do you should agree that selling is a bad idea, otherwise you are a ungratefull plastic fan who knows nothing about the clubs history.
4: if a newspaper brings a story about the coach being replaced this summer, you cant discuss it. You are not allowed to express admiration for other coaches. This makes you a disloyal $#@!, that should shut the $#@! up and hail Euro Max. If you think that Pep is a good coach, you are the biggest antijuventino of them all, because afterall $#@! him and his 7 domestic titles, 2 CL etc. He was just lucky that Xavi, Messi, Iniesta was there to save his clueless and naive tactics.
5: You are supposed to write long whinny posts, about how other members are whinny bitches, if they dont comply with the first 4 rules.
dolph 1:0 Post Ironic
oh wait, let me just change it to
dolph 0:10000000 Post Ironic
incase another long whiny post about football IQ.
