The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (21 Viewers)

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Bozi said:
only if you let me reciprocate pado:eyebrows:

but alas i am a man of god and i believe that when he designs something as an out hole you dont fuck with him:p you wouldnt stick your finger in a socket now would you?

**not that there is anything wrong with thie but its not my bag baby**
Ah, I see. I am reminded of the dangers of walking in to the kitchen of a busy restaurant throught the out swinging door, and the disastrous results that follow. Thank you. From here on in I will limit my ass fooking to Claire (Help me, I'm an addict) and stop having sex with men, and strictly plow the maldini on the other ladies. BOOM! I guess I just found god!
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,661
What candy would you be? Everlasting Gobstopper.

Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? Jeans, old ones that fit just right

Guilty pleasures? What is this guilty?

Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to?
Backstreet - Boys "I Want it That Way"

First thing you notice about the same sex? How big they are. I gage if I could kick their ass.
First thing you notice about the opposite sex? The face if they are walking toward me, if they're walking away or past me it the butt.

What is the compliment you get most from people? Good job?

Are you a daredevil? The word is loose cannon.

What is your favourite thing to wear? Jeans and a dress shirt with my wool coat.

What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? iIam a big fan of the short skirt.

What's your kryptonite? Beer and football. Together I cannot resist.

Give me your best pick up line? Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? Why not? In the end you'll feel good about yourself.

What makes you laugh? Much.

We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me.

Ackward silence, staring, discussion of predicamentThumb wrestle, hot hands, and finally massage.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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The Pado said:
Ah, I see. I am reminded of the dangers of walking in to the kitchen of a busy restaurant throught the out swinging door, and the disastrous results that follow. Thank you. From here on in I will limit my ass fooking to Claire (Help me, I'm an addict) and stop having sex with men, and strictly plow the maldini on the other ladies. BOOM! I guess I just found god!
tifoso lou will be very proud of you now that you have ceased your digusting behaviour, now if you would kindly remove your penis from the nice ladies shoe we can all sing hymns together:smoke:
 

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