The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (21 Viewers)

[pavelnedved]

20 yr old bi female

I love your sig

Zoolander right ?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[JCK]

Hey boys

Do you want me to add your name in the title?

 

[Ramin]

Do you want me to add your name in the title?

Is that a pick up line?

 

[Enron]

20 yr old bi female

You're selling it alright.

 

[The Pado]

You're selling it alright.

Hi boys! I'm a naked 20 year old nympho who loves sex with old men and really hot women. Did I mention that I was naked?


Oh yeah, she's (or he? )selling it.

 

[The Pado]

Mrs. Inzaghi? That's funny, that is what I used to call my vagina, until we sold Pippo to Milan

 

[Rami]

Omar who?

 

[Lilith]

Hi boys! I'm a naked 20 year old nympho who loves sex with old men and really hot women. Did I mention that I was naked?


Oh yeah, she's (or he? )selling it.

Did you figure out who it is yet?

 

[Il Re]

my bf is a moto cross driver and i ride his motorcycle sometimes

byrone u are the man!!!!

 

[The Pado]

Omar who?

It's a real place - the best little strip club on earth. Go ahead and Google it.

 

[The Pado]

Did you figure out who it is yet?

I assumed it was Burke.

 

[Bozi]

OK ladies its your turn. answer all honestly and i will decide the winner after conferring with my fellow judges byron, hamid, rehan and gep

What candy would you be and how would you be eaten?

Underwear-thongs or comfy pants?

If you had to have a lesbian fling-monica belucci or halle berry?

Oral pleasures, giver or reciever?

Song you most shamefully admit you singing at kareoke?

First thing you notice about the same sex?

First thing you notice about the opposite sex?

What is the compliment you get most from people?

Have you ever had bi/lesbian tendencies?if yes have you explored them?

What is your favourite thing to wear in bed?

What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from anything that covers our ridiculous looking sexual organ?

What turns you on?

Whats the best pick up line you have recieved?

Give me one good reason I should flirt with you?

What makes you laugh?

We are stuck on a desert island with don bes and seven, there is no way off the island. how long till you jump ones bones and who do you do?

 

[Byrone]

No mention of Vida Guerra.

 

[Lilith]

I assumed it was Burke.

You may be on to something!

 

[Byrone]

byrone u are the man!!!!

I try but u friend can play soccer which puts u above me.

 

[Il Re]

Rob you are the man as well!!!!

 

[Bozi]

No mention of Vida Guerra.

well it is a thorny subject with some guys so i thought i would play it safe
besides look at all the questions, some corkers

 

[The Pado]

Bozi, if you were a man, would you let me plow your ass?

 

[Il Re]

Bozi, if you were a man, would you let me plow your ass?

he would do anything for u pado

 

[Bozi]

Bozi, if you were a man, would you let me plow your ass?

only if you let me reciprocate pado:eyebrows:

but alas i am a man of god and i believe that when he designs something as an out hole you dont fuck with him you wouldnt stick your finger in a socket now would you?

**not that there is anything wrong with thie but its not my bag baby**