The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (19 Viewers)

[Cuti]

dunno, about 5 or 15 pages back.

dont try and look for me cause you might pull a muscle in your index finger! Fucking pufta

 

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[Cuti]

Damn, I need to get laid... big time



PS Desperado, because fucking summer ended

this one??

Yeah, I do need someone to warm me up during cold, long Northern Ontario nights

Any volunteers? Anyone?

or this one??

 

[V]

dont try and look for me cause you might pull a muscle in your index finger! Fucking pufta

a put a sock in it. here post 2147
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17539&page=108&highlight=elvin

 

[V]

this one??

bingo.

 

[Cuti]

a put a sock in it. here post 2147
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17539&page=108&highlight=elvin

i dont need your help seronjo, drolja

 

[V]

i dont need your help seronjo, drolja

you can't call me a drolja. that is a feminine, it means slut.



now back to flirting, you and elvin are single handedly ruining all of our chances with these fine ladies. :eyebrows:

 

[Cuti]

You started this conversation. But Elvin already scared of all the women off so its useless to try. SO whats a whore in croatian? This will be my penultimate off topic post

 

[V]

You started this conversation. But Elvin already scared of all the women off so its useless to try. SO whats a whore in croatian? This will be my penultimate off topic post

get a tutor, who can teach you all the dirty croatian words.
whore is a kurva, which is also a bit*h.

now back to topic.

 

[Cuti]

get a tutor, who can teach you all the dirty croatian words.
whore is a kurva, which is also a bit*h.

now back to topic.

can i get you as a tutor? :eyebrows: lol

back to topic.

 

[Lilith]

Risa already has a virtual boy friend.

Yep his name is serial #123XYZ but we broke up. I couldn't take his no hearted ways.

 

[V]

Yep his name is serial #123XYZ but we broke up. I couldn't take his no hearted ways.

oh come on, admit it. you developed a irresistable attraction to byrone and his +rep whore image. you're too easy girl, a little +rep and you already dumped your boyfriend. j/k

 

[Lilith]

Oh no, no, no, By is seriously committed to Blow Up Betty. I could never do that to her.

 

[V]

Oh no, no, no, By is seriously committed to Blow Up Betty. I could never do that to her.

+rep

 

[Byrone]

Oh no, no, no, By is seriously committed to Blow Up Betty. I could never do that to her.

Risa knows me all to well.

 

[del pietro]

 

[Elvin]

Hey hey hey, gigity gigity goo

 

[V]

Hey hey hey, gigity gigity goo

i think you said enough.

 

[Bozi]

Oh no, no, no, By is seriously committed to Blow Up Betty. I could never do that to her.

dont worry she already left byron for a plug in rampant rabbit, byron was pouring his heart out to me the other day because he felt he was now ready to settle down and have tiny baloon babies.

 

[IlDivinCodino]

@ildivin-maldini juice is great but does nothing for your cold, to be honest it would most likely kill you if you cant breathe through your nose

dude, obviously you'd rather die that way than in a pathetic stoning position, naked in front of a computer (in which most people would think is the dead man's only companion during his days) with a couple of bottles of Johnny Walker

Xavier scares me with some of his comments.

now the sign is getting obvious or heading nowhere actually about certain facts that most girls dont give shit about the football club we all are dying to even set foot in their beautiful paradise, their stadium!!!

BDW, did anyone congratulated me yet? or even consoled me yet? Cause i am getting fed up of browsing through every page of this thread seeing that internet is getting slower and slower by the day!!!
FFS, stop downloading/uploading porn guys!!! Get a LIFE......!!!

 

[Byrone]

BDW, did anyone congratulated me yet? or even consoled me yet? Cause i am getting fed up of browsing through every page of this thread seeing that internet is getting slower and slower by the day!!!

Menace has some serious competition is seems.