The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (19 Viewers)

[Lilith]

Hey I like your Vitruvian Homer!

And thank you! I took some medication. I hope it leaves. The sore throat I can handle. The fever I hate.

 

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[incomplex]

hey.. u shud love Homer in whatever form he might be..

ahhh... you are completely opposite of me..
I can handle the fever.. its the sore throat that killing me..

I'm bored in office..:frown:

 

[V]

On the bright side I bought an absolutely sexay dress and heels today, to wear this weekend. On the dull side, I have the flu and I feel like crap. :sick:

ey go out, you can't let a new dress sit in the closet. it will be tough for the first hour or two, just make sure you get drunk real fast and you won't feel a thing for the rest of the night.

 

[laffayette]

Thats why Irene would rather move to New Zealand than get hit on by an internet parasite.

Who's the internet parasite???

 

[laffayette]

Anyway, people..just a quick hola!

Things started to get really shitty at Uni.. For the last few days, I was buried alive by all the assignments given but I'm ahead with half of them so I can go out on the weekends and have a blast!

Was planning to keep my distance from the forum for a while..but heck, whether you like it or not, here I am again...

Does anyone know if I can unsend a post?

 

[HelterSkelter]

anyone alive?

 

[Byrone]

Who's the internet parasite???

Elvin.

 

[Byrone]

Anyway, people..just a quick hola!

Things started to get really shitty at Uni.. For the last few days, I was buried alive by all the assignments given but I'm ahead with half of them so I can go out on the weekends and have a blast!

Was planning to keep my distance from the forum for a while..but heck, whether you like it or not, here I am again...

Does anyone know if I can unsend a post?

I missed u too Irene.

 

[Bozi]

On the bright side I bought an absolutely sexay dress and heels today, to wear this weekend. On the dull side, I have the flu and I feel like crap. :sick:

then you should squeeze into said sexy dress, take a picture of you wearing it and pm it to me, i garauntee that all the compliments will have you feeling better.

to get rid of the flu try this remedy

1 large glass of boiling water, add a large shot of whisky, juice from 1 lemon, 1 spoon of honey. drink it down and wrap yourself in a large blanket and sweat the bastard out

 

[Byrone]

I see anything with whiskey included is the answer for u Rob.

 

[Bozi]

I see anything with whiskey included is the answer for u Rob.

flu, cold, sickness, broken legs...whisky is gods cure for all ailments

but seriously that is a great remedy for the cold,works for me aevery time and though the flu is a bugger it will help massively, even if it doesnt the whisky will will go down well anyway

 

[V]

flu, cold, sickness, broken legs...whisky is gods cure for all ailments

but seriously that is a great remedy for the cold,works for me aevery time and though the flu is a bugger it will help massively, even if it doesnt the whisky will will go down well anyway

nothing better than a domestic remedy.

are you familiar with the term "rakija" ? that is god's cure for just about anything.

 

[IlDivinCodino]

me sa back to haunt your lives gentlemen.....!!! Was f**king banned fer challenging a mod's decision, banned again for making a dupe account and here i am......in the flirting thread, trying to get some attention around and hopefully some chicks will console me into continuing ma life in this forum and to dedicate some more love for ma brosephs, ma club and forget about exams all over again.......

BDW, I graduated at the age of 19!!! Someone congratulate me!!! Im officially a Certified Accounting Technician from the great Oxford Brookes University of UK and here i am, posting some nonsense again trying to showoff but c'mon, cut me some slack.......I cant stop being happy also because i was unbanned too!!!

@Rob
try some maldini juice, it helps too

@Byron
how bout missing some of me as well broseph? Yea, i know its gay but.......

 

[Bozi]

nothing better than a domestic remedy.

are you familiar with the term "rakija" ? that is god's cure for just about anything.

no what is in rakija? what i described is called a "hot toddie"

 

[V]

no what is in rakija? what i described is called a "hot toddie"

rakija? well rakija is something the native americans would have called burning water, if they had tried it before whiskey.
rakija is a domestic spirit, produced in these areas, it contains high volumes of alcohol, rarely under 50%, and can be made from just about anything; grapes, plums, honey, nuts, various herbs.
and like you said for whiskey, this thing drags the cold out of you in a matter of hours.

 

[V]

hell rakija is even on wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakija

if anyone is a admirer of spirits and hard liquor this is something he outta try at least once in his life.

 

[Byrone]

Bastards.

 

[V]

Bastards.

who?

 

[Byrone]

All of you.

 

[Byrone]

Derailing the friggin thread. No wonder its been so damn quiet & there's way too many guys in here.

Friggin sausage fest.