THE TRUTH IS FINALLY REVEALED!!!!! (3 Viewers)

ZoSo

Senior Member
Jul 11, 2011
41,656
#35
Ok this is really fucked who the fuck typed up 90,000 words on this bullshit? Wtf that is like 4 theses. I thought I had a lot of spare time.
 

Hust

Senior Member
Hustini
May 29, 2005
93,703
#37
Can we duplicated this thread in all other sections for the forum? We need to make sure this message gets to everyone.
 

gray

Senior Member
Moderator
Apr 22, 2003
30,260
#38
This is possibly the strangest thing I've ever seen on the forums.

I think I'll leave this open to see what happens...
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
#39
This is possibly the strangest thing I've ever seen on the forums.

I think I'll leave this open to see what happens...
If she posts a picture of herself I'll leave it open.
If she posts a wet picture of herself I'll leave it open and +rep her.
If she posts a nude picture of herself I'll make it sticky...... the thread.
 

Noodle

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Jul 29, 2007
2,501
#40
From the PDF book:


However, in light of the possible "awakening" of mankind,
the Devil had a problem. He could not allow a team called
JUVENTUS ("Youth") whose mascot is a ZEBRA (Freedom), which hasthe most fans in Italy (thus unites the nation) to have 29
scudettos.
Why?
Because 2 + 9 = 11.

Not to mention that on their BLACK and white shirts
Juventus already had 2 YELLOW stars. If they had carried on
winning they would have won their 30th scudetto, which would
have meant 3 YELLOW stars.
So the Devil thought, I need to remove a couple of their
scudettos, so they only have 27, and then make sure they can
never win again.
2 + 7 = 9

And so he got his puppets in the city of Milan, along
with his newspaper and TV associates, to create a fairy-tale.
One where Juventus were suddenly a team of thieves; a team
that had only won the last two scudettos because their general
manager "LUCIANO" (of the light) MOGGI was a criminal (btw he
has just been unfairly convicted to 5 years imprisonment for
these facts by the corrupt judicial system in Italy).
As a result Juventus were stripped of 2 titles and they
were sent down to Hell, Serie B. Their team was completely
dismantled and the club lost nearly all of its assets.

Ever since Juventus were destroyed, the Italian title
has been won by either Inter Milan (whose mascot is a snake)
or AC Milan (whose mascot is.. surprise, surprise.. the Devil).
AC Milan were founded in 1899 = 1+8 +9 +9 = 999(flip it upside down..)

Both Milan teams play at the "San Siro" Stadium. On the
Italian Calendar, San Siro is the 9th of December.

In recent years, Juventus have tried to rebuild the team.
This year, their young lion of a president Andrea Agnelli
(reverse AA = 11:11) has managed to put together a decent squad
(they are all lions). The team's kit is BLACK and White with
YELLOW names and numbers on the back.
They still have their 2 yellow stars of course.
Their sporting provider is Nike (V = Victory).

One of the players is called "Vidal" his number is "22"
(11+11).
Another key player is midfielder Andrea Pirlo.

Pirlo actually came from AC Milan at the end of last season.
For some reason.. he just felt as though he was not playing for
the "right" team. He decided to move to Juventus instead.

The Juventus fans' slogan is always "Vogliamo 11 Leoni in
Campo!" which means: "We want to see 11 LIONS on the pitch!"


At the beginning of this season, Juventus inaugurated
their very own stadium. The stadium has two giant upturned
"V"s supporting its outer structure. The Devil actually tried
to get the stadium closed down by spreading rumors that the
materials used during construction were not "legal".

The stadium was supposed to have a sponsor's name but to
this date a suitable candidate has not been found. It is now
simply called "The Juventus Stadium" - "The Youth Stadium"
During the inauguration on Italian TV, Dante actually made
his presence known. If you watch the final segment of the "lightdancers", you will see a huge "V" sign appear on the ground;
you then see 2 stars, which, in defiance to the Devil, suddenly
become 3. They are the colors of the tricolor flag. The colors
of Beatrice. The colors of Dante.

The exhibition then ends with "Welcome Home."
This is an invitation to all mankind..
Your NEW home is ready.. 5th dimensional Earth.
It goes without saying that this year the Serie A title
is going to be a long battle between Juventus and Milan. I
would like to ask all the sports fans worldwide to support
Juventus. Their victory would be VERY symbolic..
I done told y'all it was the Devil's work. :stuckup:
 

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