The Suspicious Case of the Undersea Cables (2 Viewers)

gray

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Apr 22, 2003
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"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action."
-Auric Goldfinger

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Apparently, Ships Can Drag Anchors from Egypt to Malaysia

Alright. Grab your foil hats if you must, but there’s some things that need to be said here.

While working hard at my job today I was stunned after I read engadget’s report that another large submarine internet cable had been severed. This comes after the news that other cables had been severed reducing the internet, phone, and television capabilities of many countries to nil. In fact, as of this writing, there are still reports that Iran is without internet connectivity according to InternetTrafficReport.com.



It seems, that something is not quite right here. Just when I am starting to doubt my gut instinct, the Khaleej Times reports that it is in fact 5 submarine cables that have been damaged:

“Quoting TeleGeography and describing the effect the cuts had on the Internet world, Mahesh Jaishanker, executive director, Business Development and Marketing, du, said, “The submarine cable cuts in FLAG Europe-Asia cable 8.3km away from Alexandria, Egypt and SeaMeWe-4 affected at least 60 million users in India, 12 million in Pakistan, six million in Egypt and 4.7 million in Saudi Arabia.””

According to their reports, there was another cable severed that went unreported. So, here’s the list that they had of the 5 different cables

“These are SeaMeWe-4 (South East Asia-Middle East-Western Europe-4) near Penang, Malaysia, the FLAG Europe-Asia near Alexandria, FLAG near the Dubai coast, FALCON near Bandar Abbas in Iran and SeaMeWe-4, also near Alexandria.”

As I said: 3 was quite a few. 4 is pushing it. 5 starts to make you wonder. In case you aren’t familiar with that part of the world, here’s a map that I made which shows the approximate locations of the “cuts” in the underwater cables:



We’re supposed to believe that these were most likely caused by an anchor from a ship fighting a storm. This author finds it hard to believe that this anchor was dragged behind a boat from Egypt to Malaysia.

So everyone is scrambling to try and figure out why this would happen. Here’s some of the possible reasons that I have found while looking around the internet:

* U.S. Government
* Israeli Government
* Aliens
* Underwater Monsters
* The Cloverfield Monster
* Rudy Giuliani

However, this author actually dug a bit deeper and found a trail that leads from the owners of most of these internet cables all the way back to some very, very large companies in the U.S. and in the U.K. Which companies you ask? Who is behind this?

Well, that’s the topic for my next post. You’ll have to subscribe to my RSS feed and stay tuned for my findings. Don’t worry, the wait will be short.

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The first two affected India, Pakistan, Egypt, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, and Bahrain. The third one is between the UAE and Oman. The fourth one connected Qatar and the UAE. This one may not have been cut, but taken offline due to power issues.

The first three have been blamed on ships' anchors, but there is some dispute about that. And that's two in the Mediterranean and two in the Persian Gulf.

There have been no official reports of malice to me, but it's an awfully big coincidence. The fact that Iran has lost Internet connectivity only makes this weirder.
 

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Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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Wow. That is some pretty interesting stuff there. Funny how we haven't heard boo about this debacle here in the United States, but that's to be expected with the primaries going on.

This is some weird stuff. Are we about to see a possible strike against Iran from Israel? But even if that was the case, why would they cut a line in Malaysia?

Perhaps it's something bigger.
 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
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#3
It's Moratti....

.....really though this stuff is very weird. However I get satellite connection from those countries and I haven't heard a report on this yet...or perhaps missed it.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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#4
Is it American companies who come in and fix the lines? Maybe it's all a ploy for those sorts of firms, sort of like a Halliburton in Iraq deal.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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#5
It's been in the news for a while now. Supposedly every ship dropped their anchor. I personally blame the University of Michigan.
 

Bisco

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Nov 21, 2005
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i know that its 2 cables there were cut off the coast of alexandira (10 km) and these are the same ones that feed egypt and most of the middle east. wehad to live with out interent for a few days until eventualy it worked back again ( not 100% yet) a couple of days ago.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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#7
It's Moratti....
:lol2:

Is it American companies who come in and fix the lines? Maybe it's all a ploy for those sorts of firms, sort of like a Halliburton in Iraq deal.
Now you're talking. The only way American companies get involved is either when they can make a buck off of it or if George Bush has been found fumbling around in the CEO's panties.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
84,754
#11
Jack's right. Mod changes are monitored closely around these parts and are frequently followed up with mysterious cable cuttings, crop circles, and speaking in tongues.
 

Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
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#12
This case stinks to high heaven. First it was supposed to be a ship, then they said it's not a ship, now a new cable is cut everyday, something's very wrong.
 
Oct 3, 2004
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#14
I can definitely account for slow internet here. Plus on Sunday or Monday I think (earlier this week) we didn't have Internet at work all morning and afternoon.

It got better now, as you can see I'm posting here :p
 

ReBeL

The Jackal
Jan 14, 2005
22,871
#15
Maybe fish have no more purchasing power to find something to eat so they can't find anything available for free except cables.
 

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