Episode 1.
in an upmarket suburb of madrid fabio capello is working on his evil plan to make real merdrid champions of europe once more. he has enlisted the help of tough sicillian Fabio C as his strong arm man, he is always accompanied by one of hs hoes, tonight cassano is the lucky boy
Fabby-"Canna, i am worried. our performances so far have been too entertaining. i cannot bear to see flair in my side."
Cassano-" i played well boss didn't i?"
Fabby-"shut it arse bandit, or would you prefer it if i wore teh strap-on tonight?"
Cassano-"sorry chief"
Fabio C-" chief we have a bigger problem, we have made a grave discovery. its those death threats you were getting...its not the crazed man from romania who calls himself "rab"...its worse than that"
Fabby-"what do you mean?"
Fabio C-"its from,,,him..."
Fabby-"you mean panucci?i thought he was dead at the bottom of the lake, i seen him go under"
Fabio C-"it seems he has been working in cahoots with zebina, two scorned lovers have teamed up with the intention of killing you"
Fabby-"do we know where they are?"
Fabio C-"latest news is theya re in marid"
Fabby-"ok double security, put tonino back on the leash, place emerson outside my door and for god's sake get beckham on the phone, if they get beyond security i may need to sacrifice a woman"
will the bitch squad get to don fabio? can fabio c protect his boss in the face of such ineptitude?will beckham ever discover what a hymen is? and what is zlatans shadow doing in teh background?
find out in the next instalment of teh diary of don fabio
in an upmarket suburb of madrid fabio capello is working on his evil plan to make real merdrid champions of europe once more. he has enlisted the help of tough sicillian Fabio C as his strong arm man, he is always accompanied by one of hs hoes, tonight cassano is the lucky boy
Fabby-"Canna, i am worried. our performances so far have been too entertaining. i cannot bear to see flair in my side."
Cassano-" i played well boss didn't i?"
Fabby-"shut it arse bandit, or would you prefer it if i wore teh strap-on tonight?"
Cassano-"sorry chief"
Fabio C-" chief we have a bigger problem, we have made a grave discovery. its those death threats you were getting...its not the crazed man from romania who calls himself "rab"...its worse than that"
Fabby-"what do you mean?"
Fabio C-"its from,,,him..."
Fabby-"you mean panucci?i thought he was dead at the bottom of the lake, i seen him go under"
Fabio C-"it seems he has been working in cahoots with zebina, two scorned lovers have teamed up with the intention of killing you"
Fabby-"do we know where they are?"
Fabio C-"latest news is theya re in marid"
Fabby-"ok double security, put tonino back on the leash, place emerson outside my door and for god's sake get beckham on the phone, if they get beyond security i may need to sacrifice a woman"
will the bitch squad get to don fabio? can fabio c protect his boss in the face of such ineptitude?will beckham ever discover what a hymen is? and what is zlatans shadow doing in teh background?
find out in the next instalment of teh diary of don fabio
