Did I ever tell you about the time I got my tattoo done in Melbourne? Basically I was getting a half sleeve done which was gonna take about 7 hours, which I was gonna do in one sitting cus im an ard cunt! However, about an hour into it, the tattooist not realising I was Irish, launches into a hate speech about Ireland and Irish people. Suffice to say the remaining 6 hours were extremely awkward after I told him my nationality