Well i had the bieber fever.
Syptoms check:
Uncontrollable screaming: check, mainly down to spanking the monkey though or when Flu would bash the pinata with my pecker.
Severe mental retardation: This place tends to have this effect on me.
Anal leakage: Don't we all have to take a dump?
Katy Perry is so damn cute & she has perfect tig ol bitties.