The official Sergio Aguero thread!! (3 Viewers)

Fake Melo

Ghost Division
Sep 3, 2010
37,077
#1
Thank you for the attention.


I've been on the internet for a long time, for my short age. I've been on many forums, football or not.

Amazingly, I didn't find out about this forum till September 2010. I signed up the very first day, no lurking around. Registered the very first day. The plan was to fool members to believe that I was the real Felipe Melo, even though some believed it, some asked the mods for IP-run, I got sucked into whole other discussions and dropped my act.

I am glad to be on this forum, I can only thank all of you to be so patient with me. I've crossed some lines and I apologize for all members I've had problems with (It's been a couple :p) I've tried to make peace with everyone I was beefing with, so if there still are any members which I haven't buried the hatchet with, I would like to do so with this very post.

I hope one day this team will be as great as this forum is.

I'll end this with a long list of members.

Rabih - One of my closest friends from this forum. You just cannot hate on this guy. The biggest Del Piero fan I've known. He is fucking good looking as well :tuttosport:

Byrone - What a funny guy, always makes me pee my pants of laughter. He isn't so active anymore :( Jannas poem to Katie was one of the funniest things to ever happen :lol:

Bozi - One of the members I fought a lot with when I first joined :D Thanks for being patient with me Bozi, I know I really got on your nerves back in the days :D Also one of the funniest members in JuventuZ. Great admin as well.

Jack - My Zidane fanboy :touched: I am sure you are a great father Jack. JuventuZ won't be the same without you. I remember you once said that you are one of the most hated members on JuventuZ, I see it otherways.

Dusan - Great mod, great transferguru. Knows his stuff about Juventus, not afraid of speaking giving his opinion and a big man :D (Although you do know too much about Roma)

Alen - Always learn new things from him, one of the members around with most knownledge about football. Also kickass funny in the hangout-sections. Whoever said that you look like 23 in the hangout-section but 33 in the football-sections was spot on :D

Andreas Beck - I love to discuss with Andy, although he sometimes get pissed off :D I can't say I've ever spoken with any American who knows more about football than you. You follow several leagues and I have big respect for you. How about Giuseppe Rossi in Juve huh? :tuttosport: :D

V - Big Trezeguet fan, I haven't seen you a while and whenever you get around, you only post in Trezeguet thread or the training thread :(

Rami - I think you are the member who's given me most +REPS in JuventuZ :D Very funny member and a great guy.

Swag - Great mod. You're a fun guy Swagger. Always helpful :heart:

Martin - Godfather :D - I hope you get more active Martin. You are really funny even though you don't try :D Thanks for putting up this page. You should have made some ads on VG diskusjon to have some more Norwegian members :D


Dru - Also a big Trezeguet fan, a member of the Anti-society :lol: (gotta love it) I hope Marotta proves both of us wrong my man.

Bisco - Funny member, always happy. I am glad everything worked out for ya in Egypt Ahmed. Thanks for the help on PM earlier this year ;)

Sheik - When I first joined in, you were one of the members who stood out. Maybe because of your name, I thought you were a rich Arab :D Cute guy, always helpful and even though some call you the white knight, you still have a little penis :D

Fred - One of the non-Juve fans, I haven't talked much with you, but reading from the EPL-thread I know that you know much about football, I hope everything works out for ya in Libya bro.

Burke - One word can describe him, FUNNY!! Even though he crosses the line sometimes (everytime :D) He is still a good mod and always entertaining in WARYDRN thread.

Ahmed - My Pakistani brother :heart: I remember discussing cricket with you when I first joined in. Always great to talk to you, always funny. Btw Imran Nazir Oslo aea ta, tarki he sala, he hitted on 15 year old girls :lol:

Snoop - SICK and funny guy, We've had our fair share of fights but I hope it's behind us now. Gongrats with your ten years!

Red - Another member who I learn new things regarding football from. Even though I accuse you of being a closet-Juve fan, I have huge respect to you for sticking with Aberdeen :touched: I wish you success. Good mod as well.

Blondu - Really nice guy. A good bookie as well. I won't tell anyone about our secret business :D

Buck - Love his sarcasm, good member to have around. Thanks for the What do in Italy-tips :D

Nicholas - I remember fighting with you at first, but those times are over :D cool member and a good guru. You get a lot of shit, but I am sure most of the members appreiciate your hard work. BRING SERGIO AGUERO!

Asif - Love your bike man, you are a great mod. Good luck on the wedding bro, but don't let your wife find out about your affair with Rabih.

Kyle - Another American who knows his fair share of football. Great discussing with him, funny member and one of my fav :heart:

Albert - PEDO! :D Not so active as before, come back fucker. Nice member and Amaurilover.

Ches - Love your transfernews, always serious and a good bookie. Good to have you around :D

Rebel - Gongrats on your daughter bro, I am sure you'll make a great father. Love your work on the pics you post and respect your arguments in the middle east discussions.

Klin - Giorgio Klinini :D Awesome pics in the pictureski thread. Great Chiellini fan. Funny member as well.

Salvatore - ItalJuve :touched: Good to have you around bro. Thanks for translation in the transferthread :D

Marko - The ultimate guru :D I hope what you've been telling me about your guruing in the Moggi-time was true. Work on that Aguero deal bro, and fix ur frickin internet.

Aushim - My almost-name-brother. Good to discuss with you, your taste of music is great.

Tahir - Even though you fought a lot at first, I am proud of a Pakistani mod in JuventuZ. Keep up bro!

Osman - BOSS nigger. Knows A LOT about football, kickass in discussions, will always give you a hard time if you try to discuss with him. Keep the snake in your pants bro.

Aaron - ODIIOO LIVERPOOL :( - Just joking, good member to have around. I hope you wack Manure's ass this seaso :D

Deneb - Like this guy, BIG guy. I've been scared of you ever since you posted that pic of you :D

Curr - Come back fucker, where are you? Hope your exams went well. Likeable guy.

Hustini - My formations-guy :heart: Always optimist and looks like Arteta :wth: I hope you'll see Dzeko in the Juve-shit one day you fucking jinxer. STAY AWAY FROM KUN :D

Ken - Like your pics bro. I've not spoken much with you, but look like a cool fella.

Juvejay - I like the fact that you unlike many others give credit when it's due to Marotta. I remember disagreeing a lot with you at first, but it seems like we are agreeing on more and more stuff as the time goes. Great guy...Juvegay. Delete this fucker.

Lion - U MAD?

TWW - Funny member, great to have around. Also a big Chiellini-fan. Stay around buddy.

Yamen - Your wife should know what you're doing in the porn-thread :D One of the nicest members around. Love to have you around buddy!

Turk - Your hate for Marotta is too much :D Still some good arguments and funny as hell, even though you don't try :D

Sergio - Awesome guy, WINNING! Your post about Juve in March-April was really emotional. I hope we'll see the Great Juve one day :touched:

Angela - Where are you? I miss your rant on the refs in the live thread EVERY time we play :D

Mohad - My bhai! Great taste in music, you look like P Diddy :D

Pat - Another Trezeguet fan, love your shirt-collection. Good to have you here weedman!

Luca - Another member who's been inactive these past months. I know you're still lurking in the Deschamps thread!

Marcello - You don't post much, but when you do it's always informative and good posts. Post more bro.

Salvo - Really nice guy, and good to have discussions with. Stay around buddy :D

Michael_Cutajar - Don't know you well, but come back man.

Gagi - Loved the game yesterday :lol: Next time close your porn tabs!! I still remember our FM discussions on MSN :touched:

JBF - You weren't around when I registered, but SO many members told me that I reminded them of you when I first joined in :D I like to read your posts.

Wahdan - I hope your knee is good now bro. Get back to guruing! And stop blowing people or your knee will be fucked again :D

IrishZebra - You played yesterday right? Stay around man.

Suns - Bastos from yesterday :D I still haven't seen a pic of you fucker. It's nice to have you around and read your posts on Marotta :touched:

CAPITANO - Brilliant guru. Love your folder on the historic Juve-pics and those in high resolution. I hope you update your blog soon bro.

BadassDevil: Don't let Nicko get away with the Inler-saga :D Good member and I enjoyed the podcast you showed me. Keep the guruing bro.

Gabriel - Gongrats with Villas Boas. I am honoured of being beaten by you on the newcomer of the year award :D

Powis - Love the pics you post and the fakeass shirts :D Really nice member. Good to have you around pal.

Lo-Pan - Enjoy reading your posts, you get a lot of shit, but I respect your opionions.

The Situation - Cool Melo fan :D I hope Melo stays too bro. I liked your former nick beter :D

Yasor - My good old Norwegian buddy. How random to find you here :lol: I still remember when we were admins in the wrestlings forums :D Awesome guy!

Lapa - Stay away from the drinks fucker. I wish you post some more. Always nice talking to you.

Gian - We shall -REP Marko for stealing your thread, and sorry for the Bastos thread :D

Kasaki - Kocksucky! Biggest Gio fan around. Also a good friend. Weird-ass mix you are. Italian-Nigerian-American :lol:

Ahmedios - TURINS PATRIARCH

Baggio - You don't post much, I hope you do! Very interesting posts.

Gsol - Keep the Calciopoli news coming bro. Very appreciated.

ALC - Dude, Motta is wack :lol: Just kidding, don't let BD get to you mate.

Juveroo - Really nice guy, miss that Porn ava :lol: You and you're wife are such a cute couple :D

Trequartista - Nice to have you around, too bad that you were wacked first in the Mafiagame!

Nedved - Finally a likeable Manutd fan :D I hope you don't take my hate on Manutd personal!

Albo - Really nice guy, for your sake I hope Bonuccu stays. Keep posting my man

Woody - Awesome guy. Top bookie. Love your hair man :D. Stay around :heart:

Juvefangalway - Thanks for the stadium pics bro. Stay around

ACMilan - Only Milan fan to be accepted in a Juve-forum :D Respected by the old guard of JuventuZ. I hope you stay around, and be prepared when Fab doesn't come :seven:

Cheese - Nice pics bro, welcome to the forums. Remove the pic of my girl in ur ava!

Now the special honour:

Alvin89er - :sergio: :sergio: IMO GREAT MEMBER :tup:

Juventino[RUS] -


GIRLS:

Katieski - Cool pics Katie, stay around and post some more in the football discussions

Janna - FINALLY huh? You've been nagging on the dedication thread for a while now. Here you have it! It's nice to have you around. Don't take anything personal even though your BF looks like a ladyboy. I LIKE YOU!

Kate - Great member. Everyone likes you Kate. I am really glad you registered here. It's always funny to talk to you.

Sab - Really nice girl, always looks happy and doing some fun things in her pics. I loved the anaconda member :lol:

Hoori - My fav girl member :heart: I don't know any girl knowing more about football than you. I really like provoking people with you on the Azzurri thread :D I hope WE win the EC next summer Hoori :D You are like my big sister :touched:

Christina - You should get an award for having gayass avas, and you should be sorry for what you did to Dusan :stuckup: - Just kidding :D Thanks for the avas you make me, great member!

Fabi - Another girl who knows a lot about football, I enjoy discussing with you. Stay around Fabi :D

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I am sorry if I forgot anyone, I wrote this based on http://forum.juventuz.com/memberlist.php?order=desc&sort=reputation&pp=30 and clicked on reputation.

Forza Juventus!
 

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Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
Apr 2, 2007
53,925
#11
Posts Per Day
Fake Melo - 50.84

I think he's the record holder.
Snoop is an active member who's here for 10 years and has slightly over 30 000 posts. Melo is here for some 9 months and he already reached 15 000 :lol:

You keep breaking records, Melo.
 

YasoR17

Mirkofan #1
Jul 4, 2008
7,751
#17
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah nigga! :D Congrats on 15000 already :shocked: But please have a serious talk with Real Melo and tell him to stay :p

Thanks for the mention, WYW for life :heart:
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
#18
Congrats, Melo! :party:

I may rue the day that I friended you on FB and now I can't help but see photos of you in your banana hammock in my feed, but I'm glad you're a regular poster on the Tuz! :D
 

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