1st I fire Cobolli. (Next day he gets a job at Inter.)
2nd We start the work on a 50 000 seat stadium with no track.
3rd I send a Paparazzi take pictures of Moratti and G. Rossi having sexual intercourse and send it to la Gazzetta. (Obviously they don't post it).
4th I ask Tardelli, "what the f*ck to you do around here?" he answers boh!, next thing I say...You're Fired!!!
5th I buy Cannavaro, Emerson, Vieira, Ibrahimovic, Thuram and Zambrotta and send them on loan to Albinoleffe.
6th I buy Sissoko, Klose, Ribéry and Pablo.
7th We win the treble
8th I wake up