The Official Dr. Byrone Fawaz thread (2 Viewers)

[Byrone]

But I'm still not doing that! I'll just tell her to fuck off for thousand time

You are being very selfish here. What about your future with Dusan? Neither of you have a job or money, this will secure your love & happiness forever & ever after.

 

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[Klin]

No it is not. The 53 yr old male has definitely made love to both hands on many, many, many occasions. It doesn't help that she's at the age where menopause sneaks up on you like a certain Taiwanese molestor.

This is not love, it's convenience & they are most definitely lying. Oh & you're adopted.

From where did you conclude this accusation?

 

[Alen]

Lesbian girl from my class doesn't want to stop staring at me and I have no idea what to do anymore

You probably said something against homosexuals, as you did here few times, and she knows your fear of homos so she's teasing you.
How do you know she's lesbian?

 

[Delle Alpi]

Help me please! I can't watch porn, I think it's degrading to women, specially when you cum at their face. Also I am scared from looking at dicks

 

[Lorena]

You are being very selfish here. What about your future with Dusan? Neither of you have a job or money, this will secure your love & happiness forever & ever after.

I still say no

 

[Byrone]

From where did you conclude this accusation?

It's not an accusation. It's a fact. Due to doctor/patient privilege i can't discuss this any further.

If you like, you can schedule an appointment for next week Monday & Dr Fawz & I will help you through this process.

 

[Lorena]

You probably said something against homosexuals, as you did here few times, and she knows your fear of homos so she's teasing you.
How do you know she's lesbian?

She looks like a guy,acts like one and thinks I'm one of her sort because I spend most of my time watching football.

 

[Klin]

It's not an accusation. It's a fact. Due to doctor/patient privilege i can't discuss this any further.

If you like, you can schedule an appointment for next week Monday & Dr Fawz & I will help you through this process.

But today is Thursday. I don't think I can manage till next Monday. Isn't there something you can do to help me now?

 

[Alen]

She looks like a guy,acts like one and thinks I'm one of her sort because I spend most of my time watching football.

Yes, but how do you know she's lesbian?

 

[Lorena]

Yes, but how do you know she's lesbian?

She had a girlfriend for a while and never shows interest in guys.

 

[Byrone]

Help me please! I can't watch porn, I think it's degrading to women, specially when you cum at their face. Also I am scared from looking at dicks

Welcome, please remove your pants & socks. If you have a brown stain, remain in your pants.

First off, you are not alone. You suffer from acute Fred-Penis envy. Us men see vagina's & you AFP's only see penises.

This is purely psychological, you're in a process of coming out. You can't fight this feeling. We need to schedule another appointment to get to the root of this issue. Is next week Tuesday good for you?

I still say no

Here's a suggestion. It's mutually beneficial for you & Dusan. Purchase some duct tape, hot wax, pepper spray, foil & a wig.

Since you're only thinking of yourself & you are mature enough to handle the situation, Dusan will have to be a man & do the right thing. The hot wax is to remove all the hair from Dusan's body. The duct tape is to take Dusan's pee pee & tuck it between his thighs & in between his butt cheeks. The pepper spray is for his face, this will paralyze his Serbian emo mouth into a friendly prostitute smiley mouth. The foil is for extra support for the bra that he has to wear & the wig is there for obvious reasons.

Get Dusan to pose as a butch lesbian & then seduce this lesbian. Make sure Dusan's penis & balls have been submerged into hot boiling oil before all of this to prevent possible boner. Good luck securing your future.

But today is Thursday. I don't think I can manage till next Monday. Isn't there something you can do to help me now?

You also have diabetes, get your insulin shit & you'll be okay until Monday.

 

[Albertmare]

Dr. Byrone Fawaz , my friend's friend has some chronic illness , he had almost 1 year of goalless period and just scored one last week , was that normal ? or should he just retire and apply a job as a janitor on your clinic ? please help

Thanks

 

[Trezegol17]

You forgot to mention he was to busy with his hair Albert!

 

[Albertmare]

Help me please! I can't watch porn, I think it's degrading to women, specially when you cum at their face. Also I am scared from looking at dicks

Please ask DheeDhee

 

[Albertmare]

You forgot to mention he was to busy with his hair Albert!

Yeah i forgot that symptom

Where is the doctor when you need him ?

 

[Byrone]

Dr. Byrone Fawaz , my friend's friend has some chronic illness , he had almost 1 year of goalless period and just scored one last week , was that normal ? or should he just retire and apply a job as a janitor on your clinic ? please help

Thanks

He suffers from diabetes & he eats too many biscotti & cannoli cookies. You'll have to refer him to Dr Fawaz as he can inspect your friend more carefully.

 

[Albertmare]

He suffers from diabetes & he eats too many biscotti & cannoli cookies. You'll have to refer him to Dr Fawaz as he can inspect your friend more carefully.

By inspecting his cock ?

HUSTINI WON'T LET IT HAPPEN !

 

[Gagi]

Subject: Libido issue.

Hello, I'm Tom from Seattle. You guys are so popular here!

Should I keep banging Meg or ditch her for some slut? You know, my son Jonah had some decent chicks, maybe I can ask him to hook me up with them?

Dr. Byrone Fawaz , my friend's friend has some chronic illness , he had almost 1 year of goalless period and just scored one last week , was that normal ? or should he just retire and apply a job as a janitor on your clinic ? please help

Thanks

Vaginal discharge.

 

[Delle Alpi]

Welcome, please remove your pants & socks. If you have a brown stain, remain in your pants.

First off, you are not alone. You suffer from acute Fred-Penis envy. Us men see vagina's & you AFP's only see penises.

This is purely psychological, you're in a process of coming out. You can't fight this feeling. We need to schedule another appointment to get to the root of this issue. Is next week Tuesday good for you?.

so, I just can't help it, they look so snakey and scary. Tuesday is morning is good for me, since I already have plans for Tuesday afternoon with the guyz to catch the Oprah show, then a pillow fight after

Peace, Love, and Stars

 

[Kate]

Dear Dr Byrone

I am shy and underwhelmingly endowed. Is it possible to make friends?